Ok… deze is int engels, maar dat zal wel lukken zeker?
A blind man accidentally walks into a lesbian bar. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink.
After sitting for a while, he asks the bartender:
"Hey, do you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar goes completely silent, and in a deep voice, his neighbor says: "Before you tell the joke, it's only fair—because you're blind—that you know five things...
1. The bartender is a blonde.
2. The bouncer is a blonde.
3. I'm a 5'11", 265 lb, blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman next to me is blonde and is a professional wrestler.
5. The woman to her right is blonde and is a professional boxer. Now, think about it seriously, sir. Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:
"Noooo... if I have to explain it five times, then no."
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