Judge my Spotify

shit

Your spotify was boomer-walmart-hawaiian-shirt-awkward-middle-school-slow-dance bad.

:LOL:
 
You listen to these tracks too much:

  • Run to the Hills - 2015 Remaster by Iron Maiden
  • To Hell and Back by Sabaton
  • Winter Wonderland by Michael Bublé
  • Hallowed Be Thy Name - 2015 Remaster by Iron Maiden
  • Sleigh Ride by The Ronettes
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Metallica
  • Sabaton
  • Pink Floyd
  • Iron Maiden
  • Daft Punk

zo hard waar
 
You listen to these tracks too much:

  • Run to the Hills - 2015 Remaster by Iron Maiden
  • To Hell and Back by Sabaton
  • Winter Wonderland by Michael Bublé
  • Hallowed Be Thy Name - 2015 Remaster by Iron Maiden
  • Sleigh Ride by The Ronettes
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Metallica
  • Sabaton
  • Pink Floyd
  • Iron Maiden
  • Daft Punk

zo hard waar
bah, A.I. heeft duidelijk nog veel training te doorgaan. Ge kunt nooit te veel naar Iron Maiden en Sabaton luisteren. En ge kunt nooit genoeg een Stan zijn van Pink Floyd.
Qua kerstmuziek: mijn oren bloeden daar ook van, maar dat is waarschijnlijk omdat ik ooit in een GB heb gewerkt en toen een overdosis heb gehad. (en ik hou niet van de opgeklopte feel-good sfeer van die muziek: grumpy tot in de kist)
 
Your spotify was paisley-park-lilith-fair-moonshine bad.

You listen to these tracks too much:
  • Hey Man (Now You're Really Living) by Eels
  • Mykonos by Fleet Foxes
  • Islands by Intergalactic Lovers
  • A Whiter Shade of Pale - Original Single Version by Procol Harum
  • Common People by Pulp

Eigenlijk is dat allemaal toch vooral erg random. Ik luister bijna continu naar een playlist met 2400 nummers , en de spotify randomfunctie suckt zo hard (hoe dikwijls die niet steeds opnieuw dezelfde 20-30 nummers afspeelt).
 
Mijn spotify is middle-school-warped-tour bad
Ik ben 4% basic

En fucking trots er op! Don't tell me what to listen to, stupid gatekeeping bot.
 
You listen to these tracks too much:

  • It's Not Because of You by Witchcraft
  • Vi Va Vogeltje by Yves Segers
  • Darker Thoughts by Paradise Lost
  • Ghosts by Paradise Lost
  • Carnaval Festival by Efteling
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Blind Guardian
  • Metallica
  • Efteling
  • Bart Peeters
  • Gama Bomb
Euh ja, dat is een beetje een vreemd lijstje omdat ik ook liedjes voor de kinderen op zet :/
 
Your spotify was swiftie-fangirl-escape-room-pretentious-hip-hop bad.

Gedaan met het uitlachen van de Carley Rae Jepsen fans :unsure:
 
> Your spotify was sitting-alone-in-the-cafeteria-movie-soundtrack-baby-shark-prison bad.
> Thank your obsessions with The Cure, soundtrack (e.g., Thomas Newman and Hans Zimmer), and Baby Shark for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> pour-over-coffee bad
> nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner bad
> cranberry-juice-tik-tok bad
> allegations-of-abuse-have-never-been-proven-in-court bad
> paisley-park bad
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:
  • Baby Shark by Pinkfong
  • Good Soul by Soundstream
  • 10.000 Luchtballonnen by K3
  • Summertime - Instrumental by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
  • Tears Of Clown by Gigi Masin
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
  • Basement Jaxx
  • Arcade Fire
  • Led Zeppelin
  • De La Soul
  • Maya de Bij
Onze kleine is zot van Maya de Bij, K3 en Baby Shark, maar ik WORD er zot van. Ik tel de rit naar de crèche niet meer in afstand of minuten, maar aantal keren dat Baby Shark werd afgespeeld.

Help! :(
 
> Your spotify was maximally-pretentious-minimalism-stoned-itunes-visualizer bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Kronos Quartet and instrumental stoner rock for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> landslide-on-repeat bad
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:
  • Imperia by Afsky
  • Smoke and Mirrors by Kikagaku Moyo
  • Stemninger I & II by Afsky
  • Streets of Calcutta by Kikagaku Moyo
  • Bondeplage by Afsky
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
  • All Them Witches
  • Kikagaku Moyo
  • Urfaust
  • Afsky
  • Electric Wizard
You are 2% basic. Revenge and Dirty Fences? Where do you even find this shit?.
You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since All Them Witches made Blood And Sand / Milk And Endless Waters.
 
Ook es posten, haha
Ik gebruik Spotify nog maar sinds vorige maand, maar heb al mijn voornaamste groepen al wat beluisterd... ben er nog niet, maar tot nu toe...

> adult-skateboarder bad
> parody-song bad
> can't-name-the-members-in-the-band bad
> low-cut-jean-pop bad
> aging-boy-bander bad

Yeah........

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
  • Linkin Park
  • blink-182
  • Rammstein
  • Sum 41
Yeah.....
 
  • Onze kleine is zot van Maya de Bij, K3 en Baby Shark, maar ik WORD er zot van. Ik tel de rit naar de crèche niet meer in afstand of minuten, maar aantal keren dat Baby Shark werd afgespeeld.

Help! :(

Dans van de Farao en Bikini vol zand vind ik anders wel toppers 😬
 
> Your spotify was mercury-idolizer-comedy-dweeb-nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Queen, comic (e.g., Stephen Lynch and Monty Python), and (I've Had) The Time of My Life - From "Dirty Dancing" Soundtrack for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> grand-ole-opry bad

> dad-rock bad

> skanking-round-the-house bad

> studded-leather-jacket bad

> jim-morrison-stan bad

> But wait, it gets worse:

You listen to these tracks too much:
  • Kaatje's Tralalaatjes by Kaatje
  • Familie Olifant by Kaatje
  • K Zag 2 Beren by Kaatje
  • Hoofd, schouders, knie & teen by Kaatje
  • Alle Eendjes Zwemmen by Kaatje
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
  • Tom Waits
  • Rancid
  • Queen
  • David Bowie
  • Tim Timebomb
You are 6% basic. Oh wow Judge Dread and Kaatje! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around Sweet's Greatest Hits (Alternate Versions).
That's it. I'm done.
I need to go sit in silence for a second.
Shutting down.



En direct ook mijn ergernis, dat mijn lijst vol staat met Kaatje :S
 
Your spotify was moms-spaghetti-moonwalk-your-gen-x-is-showing bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Eminem, Michael Jackson, and Nelly Furtado for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> wrote-in-kanye-for-president bad

> still-listening-to-anti bad

> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:

You listen to these tracks too much:

King's Disease by Nas
Ultra Black by Nas
When We Ride On Our Enemies - Briss Remix by 2Pac
Spicy by Nas
27 Summers by Nas
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

2Pac
Eminem
Snoop Dogg
Wu-Tang Clan
Nas
You are 21% basic. You're trying to be cool with No Exp., but your favorites are the same as everybody else's..

You're stuck in the 1990s. You know there's been good music since GZA, right?
 
> Your spotify was mid-nineties-flannel-shirt-hail-satan-dad-rock bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Pearl Jam, Death metal, and The Rolling Stones for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> 90s-middle-school-rock bad

> hey-i-can-play-wonderwall-on-acoustic-guitar bad

> women-of-a-certain-age-obsessed bad

> dancing-queen bad

> But wait, it gets worse:

You listen to these tracks too much:
  • Black by Pearl Jam
  • Sleepwalking by Bring Me The Horizon
  • Whore by In This Moment
  • Weeds by Life Of Agony
  • Ooit Was Ik Een Soldaat by Gorki
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
  • Lamb of God
  • Walls of Jericho
  • Misfits
  • Marduk
  • Killswitch Engage
You are 10% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like De Kreuners. Nobody's fooled..
You're stuck in the 1990s. You know there's been good music since Radiohead, right?
 
> Your spotify was moms-spaghetti-hail-satan bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Eminem and Death metal for that.

> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:

You listen to these tracks too much:
  • Body in the Basement by 200 Stab Wounds
  • Serpentskin by Dead Congregation
  • Subduction by Cemetery Filth
  • ...Through the Cervix of Hawaah by Antediluvian
  • Oblitération by SEDIMENTUM
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
  • Run The Jewels
  • Behemoth
  • City Morgue
  • Benighted
  • Aborted
You are 1% basic. Bezwering and Putrid Offal? Where do you even find this shit?.
You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like RICKY by Denzel Curry and Perverse/Deranged by Sanguisugabogg.
 
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