Judge my Spotify

[BlueSkyraider]

> Your spotify was hxcore-falsetto-get-into-fights-on-twitter-new-age-infomercial bad.

> Thank your obsessions with The Weeknd, Billie Eilish, and Ennio Morricone for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> nag-champa bad

> rat-pack bad

> can't-name-the-members-in-the-band bad

> manic-pixie-dream-girl bad

> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:

You listen to these tracks too much:

If You Had My Love by Joseph Schiano di Lombo
Miracle by Caravan Palace
Stormvogel - Live by Jungle By Night
I'm That Guy by Agar Agar
You’re Not Alone by Agoria
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Parov Stelar
Eels
Boogie Belgique
Metronomy
Sofi Tukker
You are 6% basic. Oh wow Willem Ardui and Sonnfjord! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..

You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Valentin Stip made Nwia.

 

[Kas de Kalebas]

> Thank your obsessions with Phoebe Bridgers, stomp and holler, and Nirvana for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> instagram-your-tent-at-sunset bad

> overdramatic-instrumental bad

> sitting-alone-in-the-cafeteria bad

> please-read-my-manuscript bad

> But wait, it gets worse:

You listen to these tracks too much:

• Garden Song by Phoebe Bridgers
• Savior Complex by Phoebe Bridgers
• Killer by Phoebe Bridgers
• Smoke Signals by Phoebe Bridgers
• I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

• Super Furry Animals
• Mclusky
• Alvvays
• Deerhoof
• Pavement

You are 5% basic. Have you considered there's a reason nobody listens to Reverie Sound Revue?.
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around Alvvays's Antisocialites.

Phoebe Bridgers was inderdaad wel de (perfecte) soundtrack voor 2020
Maar hetgeen waar ik het meest naar luisterde in 2020 staat er niet bij; en dat is die kutreclame van Spotify waar ze het over 8-tracks hebben ("als je die ooit gezien of gehoord hebt"). Ik weiger premium te nemen, al is het maar om niet toe te moeten geven aan die opzettelijk vervelende pestreclames. Voornemen voor 2021 is eindelijk eens mijn fysieke muziekbibliotheek deftig te digitaliseren en Plex zodanig configureren dat ik gewoon via de chromecast naar mijn eigen muziekvoorraad kan luisteren.

 

[shiftyke]

Maar hetgeen waar ik het meest naar luisterde in 2020 staat er niet bij; en dat is die kutreclame van Spotify waar ze het over 8-tracks hebben ("als je die ooit gezien of gehoord hebt"). Ik weiger premium te nemen, al is het maar om niet toe te moeten geven aan die opzettelijk vervelende pestreclames.

Niets voor niets he...

 

[grungywout]

Zo gemeen

 

[Kas de Kalebas]

Niets voor niets he...

Goh, moesten ze mij nu eens echte externe reclame voorschotelen. Dan zouden ze er effectief inkomsten uit halen en zou het misschien een werkend businessmodel zijn. maar wat ze in de plaats daarvan doen is van vier op vijf reclamespots promotie voor Premium maken. Waarschijnlijk hebben ze met hopen algoritmes wel bepaald dat het uiteindelijk beter is voor hun winstmarge omdat een kleiner percentage gebruikers overtuigen premium te nemen effectiever is dan meer reclame-inkomsten, maar het resultaat blijft wel dat als je niet van plan bent om Premium te nemen, je letterlijk gepest wordt met reclames die opzettelijk zo hatelijk mogelijk zijn.

 

[JPV]

Onze kleine is zot van Maya de Bij, K3 en Baby Shark, maar ik WORD er zot van. Ik tel de rit naar de crèche niet meer in afstand of minuten, maar aantal keren dat Baby Shark werd afgespeeld.

Help!

Help? Ik kan je geruststellen, het wordt nog erger . Mijn spotify-list wordt vooral gebruikt door m'n dochter, vandaar Cemi-Zo bijzonder en dergelijke. Al moet ik toegeven dat Exile van Taylor Swift ook door mezelf opgelegd wordt .

> Your spotify was folklore-evermore-dumbledore-witch-pop-glowstick-awkward-middle-school-slow-dance bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Taylor Swift, edm (e.g., Marshmello and Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike), and Kiss Me for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> love-it-when-he-calls-you-senorita bad
> stan-army-lieutenant bad
> get-into-fights-on-twitter bad
> disco-is-back bad
> mid-nineties-flannel-shirt bad

> But wait, it gets worse:

You listen to these tracks too much:

exile by Taylor Swift
Steentje by Brihang
Hoe Het Danst by Marco Borsato
Wolves by Selena Gomez
Zo Bijzonder by Cemi
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Het Zesde Metaal
Angèle
Eels
Regi
dEUS
You are 28% basic. Yeah, you've got some obscure artists like Pianothemes, but your real top ones are ultra-mainstream like Taylor Swift..

You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?

 

[skypulse]

> Your spotify was local-talk-radio-bumper-sticker-bitch-escape-room-succulent-growing-indie-pop bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Grimes, escape room, and Phoebe Bridgers for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> masters-in-creative-writing bad

> hot-topic-threw-up-on-you bad

> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:

You listen to these tracks too much:

• Bad Insect by Ultraísta
• Complete by Heavenly Beat
• Space by Semiset
• Make Me An Offer I Cannot Refuse by Sufjan Stevens
• Heaven Sent Me by Ten Fé

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

• Grimes
• Sufjan Stevens
• Jordan Rakei
• Bonobo
• Four Tet

You are 1% basic. Braids and I Break Horses? Where do you even find this shit?.

 

[Joeri]

Ik durf nu niet meer luisteren naar Spotify

 

[Kid_C]

Bedoelen ze met escape room eigenlijk het "genre"?

 

[sharkmen]

> Your spotify was sad-knowledge-worker-glowstick-twitter-fighting bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Phoebe Bridgers, edm (e.g., Mura Masa and David Guetta), and Little Mix for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> rebel-against-your-very-nice-dad-anthems bad

> folklore-evermore-dumbledore-witch-pop bad

> skrt-skrt bad

> belieber bad

> wrote-in-kanye-for-president bad

> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:

You listen to these tracks too much:

• Come Over by Rudimental
• Vergeet De Tijd by Regi
• Nu Wij Niet Meer Praten by Jaap Reesema
• Firefly by Mura Masa
• Lovin’ Me by Kid Cudi

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

• Taylor Swift
• Mac Miller
• Kanye West
• Lauv
• Kid Cudi

You are 67% basic. You listen to what everybody else listens to, like Taylor Swift and Juice WRLD..
You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like What I Like About You by Jonas Blue and Yo x Ti, Tu x Mi by ROSALÍA.

Als ik dat hier zo vergelijk met anderen, heb ik toch maar een triestige muzieksmaak.

 

[grungywout]

> Your spotify was but-travis-is-a-virtuoso-kayfabe-fragging-imps bad.

> Thank your obsessions with blink-182, wrestling (e.g., Limp Bizkit and Pantera), and Doom (Original Game Soundtrack) for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> comedy-dweeb bad

> only-wears-converse-allstars bad

> middle-school-warped-tour bad

> mid-nineties-flannel-shirt bad

> 80s-punk bad

> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:

You listen to these tracks too much:

    Rip & Tear by Mick Gordon
    Protect The Land by System Of A Down
    Hypa Hypa by Eskimo Callboy
    Unsainted by Slipknot
    Some Mutts (Can't Be Muzzled) by Amyl and The Sniffers

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

    Slipknot
    Foo Fighters
    Fleddy Melculy
    Slayer
    Metallica

You are 4% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Fleddy Melculy. Nobody's fooled..

You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?

Analysis finally complete.

I need to go sit in silence for a second.

Shutting down.

gemeen

 

[CerumenCrevice]

Your spotify waswrote-in-kanye-for-president-drum and bass-drum and bass-and-more-drum and bass bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Kanye West and drum and bass (e.g.,Keeno and LSB) for that.

> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:

You listen to these tracks too much:

• Melancholia by Hugo Kant
• Glass & Stone by Tor
• The Heavens Opened and Closed by Moth Equals
• High Gravity by Hugo Kant
• Lionheart by Emancipator

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

• Hugo Kant
• Emancipator
• Blockhead
• Moth Equals
• Long Arm

You are 4% basic. Oh wow Utah? and Escapism Refuge! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..
You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Tor made Heikki.

Goed dat ze Utah? en Escapism Refuge vermelden; Dat zijn tenminste artiesten die ik echt goed vind, naast de vermelde top artiesten weliswaar.

Teleurstellend dat ze Kanye West hier vermelden; Er zijn max 3 tracks die ik (vaak) beluister, de rest is onwaarschijnlijk slecht.

En dan Drum n Bass als 'Main genre', maar geen enkele van mijn top artiesten en top tracks zijn Drum n Bass.

 

[JDB]

> Your spotify was nineties-dorm-room-night-at-the-roxbury bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Pearl Jam and What Is Love - 7" Mix for that.

> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

• Im Gartn by Lunar Aurora
• The Pale Horse by Svartsyn
• Nachteule by Lunar Aurora
• Habergoaß by Lunar Aurora
• Wedaleichtn by Lunar Aurora

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

• Lunar Aurora
• Armagedda
• Svartsyn
• Fluisteraars
• Paysage D'Hiver

You are 0% basic. Oh wow Dolby Hate Surround and Unmensch! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Där föddes en längtan by Nachtzeit and De Laatste Verademing by Fluisteraars.




Goh, Haddaway passeert hier idd te veel om mooi te zijn.
Strookt ook niet echt met de rest

 

[GemaneDude]

Ben ik de enige bij wie dit nooit werkt? Altijd

Loading your music library...Spotify limiting how many people can use this app at once, so you'll need to wait or try again later.

I'll try again in 10 seconds
I'll try again in 20 seconds
etc

 

[CerumenCrevice]

Ben ik de enige bij wie dit nooit werkt? Altijd

Loading your music library...Spotify limiting how many people can use this app at once, so you'll need to wait or try again later.

I'll try again in 10 seconds
I'll try again in 20 seconds
etc

Blijkbaar. Ik heb het zojuist nogmaals uitgevoerd zonder problemen.
Resultaat is wel lichtjes anders:

Your spotify was can-be-convinced-the-earth-is-flat-drum and bass-drum and bass-and-more-drum and bass bad.

You are 4% basic. Naibu and Obsqure? Where do you even find this?.

 

[GemaneDude]

Lukt in incognito window

> Your spotify was mid-nineties-flannel-shirt-nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner-middle-school-warped-tour bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Nirvana, (I've Had) The Time of My Life - From "Dirty Dancing" Soundtrack , and Green Day for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> only-wears-converse-allstars bad

> 90s-middle-school-rock bad

> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

• Sliver by Nirvana
• The Great Beyond by Puppy
• Novacaine by 10 Years
• Jerk It Out by Caesars
• Rats by Ghost

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

• Alice In Chains
• Nirvana
• Pendulum
• Korpiklaani
• Sum 41

You are 16% basic. You're trying to be cool with Puppy, but your favorites are the same as everybody else's..
You're too trendy for your own good.

 

[Lint]

Sliver by Nirvana

1 van mijn favo nummers (en ik ben niet speciaal een grote Nirvana fan)

 

[PapiBerto]

Same here (wel grote Nirvana fan). Gewoonweg een geweldig nummer.

 

[Lakigigar]

> Your spotify was local-talk-radio-bumper-sticker-bitch-escape-room-masters-in-creative-writing bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Grimes, escape room, and Animal Collective for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> sitting-alone-in-the-cafeteria bad

> suburban-80s bad

> spooky bad

> arianator bad

> boomer-acid-flashback bad

> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:

You listen to these tracks too much:

Högre by Evigt Mörker
Eva by yeule
Blessed by Smerz
Poison Arrow by yeule
Concrete by Crystal Castles
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Cocteau Twins
Beach House
Crystal Castles
Grimes
Radiohead
You are 12% basic. Oh wow Pep and Yukari! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..

You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Crystal Castles made Pap Smear.

Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.

Thanks for letting me see your music I guess.

Shutting down.

 

[Proto]

Your spotify was k-pop-for-breakfast-i-know-the-dj-awkward-middle-school-slow-dance bad.
> Thank your obsessions with BLACKPINK, edm (e.g., Ellie Goulding and Stonebank), and My Heart Will Go On for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> rebel-against-your-very-nice-dad-anthems bad

> hot-topic-threw-up-on-you bad

> albanian-pop-agenda bad

> keeping-kylie-rich-by-buying-travis-scott-meals bad

> swiftie-fangirl bad

> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:

You listen to these tracks too much:

• How You Like That by BLACKPINK
• Lovesick Girls by BLACKPINK
• Ice Cream (with Selena Gomez) by BLACKPINK
• BOOMBAYAH by BLACKPINK
• Pretty Savage by BLACKPINK

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

• Tove Lo
• BLACKPINK
• CHVRCHES
• Halsey
• Taylor Swift

You are 29% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Fleddy Melculy. Nobody's fooled..
You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?
Well, that was really something.
I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good...
Shutting down.

Okay, i blame Netflix! Omdat ik eender wat op Netflix kijk, of dat nu rommel is of deftig, heb ik dus ook de Blackpink documentaire bekeken, waardoor ik de laatste maanden een accute Blackpink verslaving heb opgelopen. ik dacht van mezelf dat ik een metalhead was... Blijkt dus niet uit spotify. Guilty pleasures taking over...