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You: hi
Stranger: <3
Stranger: wanna get married?
You: i love you too
You: Yes i would like that
You: I'm male though
Stranger:
You: I hope you are female?
Stranger: mee too
You: Ahh too bad
Stranger: but i support gay marriages
Stranger:
You: I'm not gay...
You: Well me too, but I'm not gay
You: So
Stranger: yea
You: Bye
Stranger:
You: YOU FAG
Stranger:
Stranger: hahaha
You:

Stranger: Hey, female?
You: stranger?
Stranger: Stranger?
You: yeah
Stranger: Dont even try to kidnap me..
Stranger: Im fat
You: o rly?
Stranger: And fatman are harder to kidnap.
Stranger: And I do karate
You: not with a pick up truck
Stranger: I wont fit..
You: hmm... something bigger...
Stranger: I beat you up infront of the BK..
You: BK?
Stranger: Dont fuck with fatman-karate-teacher
Stranger: BurgerKing
You: ah, shame there aren't any around here
Stranger: Oh
You: you also do McDonald?
Stranger: Yeah..
You: or u live at BK?
Stranger: Also..
Stranger: School - McDonalds
Home - BK.
You: cool
Stranger: Part - KFC.
Stranger: Party*

Stranger: hi
You: wednesday is coming, did you bring your coat?
Stranger: well
You: cold and windy, coat required!
Stranger: haha what a good guy you are
You: yep, are you a good guy too?
Stranger: ya
You: then we're 2 guys in one chatroom
You: EEK GAY!
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You: hey dude
Stranger: ns.com?
You: no thanks
Stranger: why not
You: got my own pornography right here
Stranger: no
Stranger: its a forum
Stranger: about this website full of lols
You: he's sitting in the other room being pornographic
Stranger: Nissansilvia.com -> Talk to strangers.. - Hardtuned.net look
Stranger: who is
You: my porno friend
You: and he's also lols
Stranger: who is she
You: it's a boy
Stranger: ur porno fried?
You: yes
Stranger: pls explainm
Stranger: explain
You: do you know the term 'fuck buddy'?
Stranger: ah yes
Stranger: u have one
You: yes
You: and eh's funny
Stranger: is he nice
You: so i don't need forums for lols too
Stranger: lols
You: well he's okay
Stranger: you been with better
You: he's a bad dancer
You: yes
Stranger: how long he go for in bed
You: depends how long I can take it
Stranger: average?
You: i'm usually the one giving up first
You: 20mins
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: u like it
You: depends if i'm giving or taking
You: but yeah generally i like it
Stranger: huh
Stranger: what do u mean
You: wouldn't you?
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: no, why do you think there are girls on omegle?
Stranger: so ur a dude and his your bf?
You: no, fuck buddy
You: not boyfriend
You: i don't date him or anything
You: ew that would be gay
Stranger: so you fuck each other in tha ass <O_O>
You: yeah or in the ear *sarcastic*

Oh man, wat een zalig tijdverdrijf

lol, kben der ook net mee begonnen, verslavend

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LMAO:

You: hey
You: just informing you that you've just lost the game
Stranger: ur mum
Stranger: lost
Stranger: her
Stranger: vagina
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omg ik kom hier juist een meisje tegen uit Belgie :')
16 jaar... En ze heeft de site van een meisjesforum girlsscene ofzoiet!

You: Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?
Stranger: who's tuesday - do i know her?

Ik heb daar schrik van

You: Hi
You: Are you Mohammed ?
Stranger: No
You: I wanna find Mohammed
Stranger: goodbye then
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LOL

You: Hi
Stranger: 43
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WTF ?

You: You have been reported to the CIA !
Stranger: Eat it.
Stranger: lol
You:
Stranger: Full of shit.
You: True
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Deze was ook wel fijn

hmm, da van wednesday is coming, did you bring your coat is mss een goe begin:
Random Sentence Generator
deze site genereert willekeurige zinnen, daarmee eens proberen

eerste poging:
You: The pencil believes in a vintage.
Stranger: ööh ?
Stranger: okey
You: yeah, couldn't believe it either
You: never would have thought that of the pencil!
Stranger: what ?
You: that it believes in a vintage
Stranger: i don`t believe you
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u like big tits?
You: Yes.
Stranger: get a life!
You: Is that not normal then?
You: Women do have tits to get the attention of us, men.
Stranger: they have tits to feed their children
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Ik had wel zin in die discussie, maar hij of zij was te snel weg.

omg

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You: eyoo
You: cva?
Stranger: tettekop
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haha

lol ik begin een absurd gesprek met iemand en plots zitk in een normaal gesprek

Begin jij alvast maar met een normaal gesprek rammsein, want er zijn al heel veel problemen geweest in het verleden met jou.

nog eens wat random zinnen geprobeerd:

You: The seat translates the turnround.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: the frog translates the sky ?
You: How will the object consent below the driving trap?
Stranger: with a purple hippo we shall find out
You: i agree
You: but where will we find a purple hippo?
You: this sounds like a job for... Ace Ventura, pet detective!
Stranger: in the deep dark jungle of AFRICA
Stranger: but be careful of the aids
Stranger: they bite you know
You: yeah, those aids are nasty
Stranger: so im here trying to find big hairy men to hit on
You: hmm, so where in africa will we find the purple hippo?
You: are you now? well, there should be plenty in africa!
Stranger: No the purple hippo just escaped africa
Stranger: He is now in KENYA
Stranger: WITH THE LIONS
You: isn't kenya also in africa?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but a lesser part
Stranger: >.>
You: ah, i see
Stranger: COUNTS AS LEAVING THEY HAVE LIONS
Stranger: cruise control for cool
You: hmm, lets take a safari in kenya, and look for that purple hippo!
You: maybe the guides there will help us, and if you're lucky, they're big and hairy!
Stranger: mwahahah i shall bring my nerf gun
Stranger: girl guides ?
Stranger: Cookies
Stranger: Thats how well bait him
You: hmmm, cookies, good idea, we'll need lure
You: what kind of cookies though?
Stranger: girl guide cookies Pshhhhhhhhhhhaw
You: with the girl guides too, i heard purple hippos love eating girl guides
Stranger: we breaks the little headsoff and drag them behind the boat
You: not all at once though, lets save some for later, of our first attempt fails
You: *if
You: thanks for the great advice, cya!

Ik was overlaatst met iemand een conversatie begonnen over "butthole hair" en we zijn een paar uur later geëindigd met een discussie over creationisme<->evolutie en als afsluiter een warm afscheid