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weet ge zeker da zij et is ? iedereen kan foto's van iedereen tone eh xD

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You: god?
Stranger: That's me
You: YEAH
You: finaly
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: I see a great future in you, my son
You: had satan just a minute ago
You: scary shit ya
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Some crazy dude is gonna shoot you
You:
Stranger: You will survive
You: O_O
Stranger: and onw his butt
You: cant get bigger O's
You: O_O
Stranger: Nope..
You: hmm
You: so
Stranger: That's the way I (god) wanted the O's to be
You: but
You: hell yeah
Stranger: I can make your firlfriends tits larger if you wan
Stranger: want*
You: WOOT
You: do that
Stranger: D?
Stranger: C?
Stranger: I can even grow a penis on her
You: and make herr pussy less smelly please
Stranger: If you are into fetish stuff
You: a dick
Stranger: Yeah.. alright
You: and a pussy
You: and
Stranger: hmm, ..
You: the anus
Stranger: give me a second..
You: k
Stranger: ...... DONE .....
You: k
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You: ask her how she is
Stranger: Aight
Stranger: She will be like: OMG I HAVE A PENIS
You: thanks God
Stranger: no problem sone
Stranger: son*
You:
Stranger: I have to visit some1 else
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You: ioooo
Stranger: keer praying
You: i will do

You: hi
Stranger: ok, hypothetical situation
Stranger: you're in a white room with no windows or doors
You: ok
You: go on
Stranger: there is a red button with a sign which reads "Do not Press" above it
You: ya
Stranger: do you press it?
Stranger: damn straight
You: eventualy im gonna press it yeas
Stranger: too bad you're dead. It realeases zombies
Stranger: AHAHAHBLVSYIAVDLWD:ODSU

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You: zombie game, you start!
Stranger: dyr
Stranger: uuuurhhh
Stranger: braaaaaain z
You: My turn. i take out shotgun and shoot the zombie trough the head
You: i win
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2x achter elkaar ne hollander natuurlijk xD
En 2 finnen.

net ook 2 hollanders had

en nen fransen

You: tetten
Stranger: ouais

OMG alweer een braziliaanse en ze is 16

Wijf van Brazil nu... zis depri omdat et daar aan't regenen is...

Verwende nesten, in afrika zijn ze blij als het regent ad:

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OMG alweer een braziliaanse en ze is 16

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En gij gelooft dat?

Stranger: ben jij van knt?
You: Nee
Stranger: girlscene?
You: Nee
Stranger: oke dan

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ik had een die zie dat ie mac gyver was:

Stranger: i can tell you a secret
You: me to
Stranger: but remember
Stranger: its a secret
You:
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: i am richard dean anderson
You: thats the secret?
Stranger: macgyvers actor
Stranger: yes!
You: ow
You: i'm pamella
Stranger: anderson?
You: yeah
Stranger: no way
You: sure
Stranger: she is from finland
You: canada
Stranger: no
Stranger: use google, you noob
You: i do
You: wiki

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You: male/female?
You: i'm not gonna lie to you...
Stranger: female D
Stranger: u
You: i'm a 40-year old bastard looking for sex...
Stranger: XDDDDDD EWWW
You: are you horny?
Stranger: not for you
You: are you sure?
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Stranger: I wanna have your babies :3
You: I was in your garden last night
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: We had sex in the pool, right?
You: I'll make you pregnant with my awesome ninja skills
You: Yeah
Stranger: You were good.
Stranger: Very good.
You: We'll have ninja babies!
You: Or do you want pirate babies?
Stranger: I prefer pirate babies.
You: I'll ask my brother.
Stranger: Hmmm.
Stranger: No
You: His name is Pedro the Pirate bear
Stranger: I prefer you. D:
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Love pedo bear <3
You: Oh I didn't know his fanclub had more than one member
Stranger: You do know now.
You: Our mom is still his biggest fan, tough
Stranger: So, what about your club?
You: Oh I have a whole site committed to me
You: It's called google
Stranger: GG.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Fail D:
Stranger: I own the lolcats.
You: It's pretty big on the internet you know
Stranger: And failblog.org
Stranger: And FML
You: I own 4chan
Stranger: Well done.
You: and wikipedia and encylopedia dramatica
You: and youtube too
Stranger: Okay I just got owned D:
You: and youporn ofcourse!
Stranger: YOUPORN IS MINE
Stranger: D:
You: Haven't gotten the email have you?
Stranger: Nope,
Stranger: Wait, you're male, right?
You: No, I'm ninja
Stranger: Sexy.
You: One day, I'm going to be the internetkage and rule over the internet with the will of Rick Astley
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Good luck!

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dien ek ook al had

kheb die 2 keer gehad
in 3 gesprekken

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You: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC
You: We found out that you have pedophile pictures on your computer
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: fucking wanker
You: We contacted the local authorities
Stranger: DUDE ????
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