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Stabby zei:

Hoe wisten jullie van elkaar al direct dat jullie Nederlands spreken?

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das dieje nederlandse versie van omegle; veel stommer nog imo.

ja, ma omegle lukt ni met ps3

You: TETTEN
Stranger: hello to you too
You: what?
Stranger: isn't tetten, hello?
Stranger: someone told me earlier
You: oh yeah...
You: tetten is a little different than hello, but it's close
Stranger: Ik heb een nat poeseke?
You: asl?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: he told me it was "how are you?"
You: he's a good teacher :]
Stranger: i g2g, bye

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:')

waarom vraagt iedereen constant om asl daar; bende geile bokken, omegle won't get you laid.

ik was ermee aant lachen

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Greetingz!
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
You: d:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Nadat ik door had dan er daar heel wat pedo's en geile bokken opzitten heb ik mijn tactiek veranderd!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 50 m, behind you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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die chinezen toch

Stranger: hi
You: hallo
Stranger: asl
You: do you like germans?
Stranger: how old r u?
Stranger: where r u from?
You: holland
Stranger: why do u not like the germans
Stranger: r u male?
You: did i say i didnt?
Stranger: r u male?
You: im female
Stranger: really
You: yes
Stranger: age
You: 22
Stranger: kl im 24 r u horny
You: actually yes
You: rubbin my pussy right now
Stranger: can u send me pics
You: no
You: thats private
Stranger: u told me about it now i really want to c
You: well
You: i may show you
Stranger: plz
You: beg me
Stranger: i beg u plz i really want to
Stranger: im throbing
Stranger: 4 u
You: beg me more plzz
Stranger: i want to suck on tht pussy
Stranger: lick it out
Stranger: and suck ur tits
You: i can show me my titties
Stranger: go on then
You: TINYLINK.com
Stranger: its not connect ting send it to my email
Stranger: [email protected]
You: its gmail
You: not googlemail
Stranger: no mine is google mail
You: youra perverd
Stranger: thanks
You: i like to suck my dick?
Stranger: wat
You: my dick
Stranger: u hav a dick
You: jup
Stranger: u said u were a female
You: shemale

1st:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: do you like sex?
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

They don't like me ad:

2ndtranger: hey
Stranger: girl?
You: yes
You: i'm horny
Stranger: e2
Stranger: me2
You: this is me Profielpagina van _xElleeen op Netlog
You: send a pic of you
Stranger: what would you do if i was standing naked in front of you ?
Stranger: i don't have
You: give ya a blowjob if you are male
Stranger: i'm a male
You:
You: i'm rubbing my pussy right now
Stranger: nice
You: what r u doing?
Stranger: i'm mastrubating
Stranger: how is your pussy looks like?
You: how old r u
Stranger: you ?
You: 15
You: u?
Stranger: 14
You: how big is your dick?
Stranger: 19 cm
You: really ö?
Stranger: yes
You: are you virgin?
Stranger: are you ?
You: yes
You: u?
Stranger: yes
You: mmm i like it
Stranger: say something dirty
You: i want you to cum over my tits
Stranger: like it
Stranger: more
Stranger: whats your bra size?
You: i want you to spank my ass and take me anal
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmm
You: c
Stranger: you are so nice
Stranger: keep talking
You: i want your cum in my mouth
Stranger: yeah
You: do you have facebook
Stranger: no
You: too bad
Stranger: sorry
You: are u sexy?
Stranger: some say í am
You: ever saw a naked girld
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: who?in real life?
Stranger: my ex girlfriend
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how is your pussy looks like?
You: why didn't u fuck her?
You: tight
Stranger: se did't want
Stranger: mmm
You: i do
Stranger: wre do you live?
You: u?
Stranger: the netherlands
You: ik ook
Stranger: okee
You: belgie eigenlijk
Stranger: jmmer
You: wil jij mij beffen?
Stranger: ljkt me heerlijk
You: mij ook
You: kmoet gaan schat
You: hoe noem je?
Stranger: ?
You: wat is je naam?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Keustermans zei:

beffen?

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Wel fijn dat je je dagelijkse portie geperverteerde cyberseks met de wereld wilt delen.

Waardat ge u mee bezig houd, pervs! xd

Oh guys get a life