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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: gay?
You: no
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Naar chatrooms gaan vind'k marginaal, maar dit vind'k echt wel leuk. Toch al 3 *normale* mensen leren kennen op evenveel dagen.
Ideaal om lege momenten op te vullen!

Stranger: me and a mate are having a competition to see who can get a picture of a naked chick over 18 off this omegle.com. Must be holding a piece of paper saying "im on omegle, over 18 on "date" " Are you a girl, and can you help me win this
Stranger: well
Stranger: lol
You: i'm a boy, but i can send you a naked picture of me if you want
Stranger: gay

yunior zei:

Stranger: me and a mate are having a competition to see who can get a picture of a naked chick over 18 off this omegle.com. Must be holding a piece of paper saying "im on omegle, over 18 on "date" " Are you a girl, and can you help me win this
Stranger: well
Stranger: lol
You: i'm a boy, but i can send you a naked picture of me if you want
Stranger: gay

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rofl

echt zukn no-lifers daarop e soms

Ik heb het 1 keer gedaan en was me een meisje van 16 jaar uit brazilie
Is wel leuk als ge u verveeld...



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, would you like to discuss religion?
You: hi
You: that depends
Stranger: on what+
You: you have boobies: Yes/No
Stranger: yes
Stranger:
You: But not manboobies?
Stranger: if manboobs are fine
Stranger: blah
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kbegin voortaan met:

Tuesday is comming, did you bring your coat?

Krijgt ge prachtige reacties soms ze prachtig:


You: Tuesday is comming, did you bring your coat?
Stranger: HI
Stranger: yes of course
You: k nice
Stranger: Ed told me.
You: good old ed
You: never forgets
Stranger: yup
You: someday in 57' he forgot one time
You: he will never again
Stranger: whattttttttttttttttt
Stranger: noooooo
Stranger: he would never...
Stranger: omg he forgot?
You: yeah i know
You: it got im hard man
Stranger: omg...
Stranger: i'm gonna cry, how could ed do that
You: since then he'd never forgoten
You: so, now you know it
You: tell it to the other guys k?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i'm off to tell them!
You: see you later ted

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Seal of Judgement!
Stranger: Hey, please give me a reason to not hung myself today?
You: Euhm
You: Work on your grammar
You: that'll keep you busy for a while
Stranger: What's wrong with my grammar!?
You: it's to hAng
Stranger: Fuck, I fail at everything.
Stranger: UHG, fuck.
Stranger: Fuck this.
Stranger: Bye.
You: cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sanguin3 zei:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Seal of Judgement!
Stranger: Hey, please give me a reason to not hung myself today?
You: Euhm
You: Work on your grammar
You: that'll keep you busy for a while
Stranger: What's wrong with my grammar!?
You: it's to hAng
Stranger: Fuck, I fail at everything.
Stranger: UHG, fuck.
Stranger: Fuck this.
Stranger: Bye.
You: cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SAY HI
Stranger: Hi
You: gimme all your money!
You: this is an e-mugg!
Stranger: XDDD
Stranger: <3 it !!
Stranger: =)))
Stranger: plzz don't kill meh XDD
Stranger: takke all my maneh
Stranger: /gief $ to Stranger
You: no
You: not stranger
You: /gief $ to YOu
Stranger: but u r Stranger
Stranger: on my screen
You: no
Stranger: xDD
You: I'm You!
Stranger: yes !
Stranger: DD
Stranger: NO
Stranger: im YOu
Stranger: and u r You Stranger
Stranger: which is opposite of YOu me
Stranger: but at the same time
You: shut up! this is an e-mugg!
Stranger: which is me
Stranger: the same as YOu
You: don't confuse me!
Stranger: ;ldddd
Stranger: u r Stranger
Stranger: okey boss
Stranger: don't hit me plzz
You: I AM YOUUUUUUUUU!
You: BAAANG!!
You: HEADSHOT
You have disconnected.

nog ne laatste, nu ga'k slapen..


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: knock knock
Stranger: hello
Stranger: who's there?
You: i ate mop
Stranger: i ate mop who?
You: lol, you ate your poo

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Where u from?
Stranger: Finland, you?
You: Nepal
Stranger: WOW! Sweet! That's really cool!
You: Lol, sorry, I'm not from Nepal, I'm from Belgium
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Phoo zei:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC
You: We found out that you have pedophile pictures on your computer
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: fucking wanker
You: We contacted the local authorities
Stranger: DUDE ????
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

zalig

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Sinds wanneer is het strafbaar om fotos van pedofielen op je pc te hebben?

Stranger: hi
You: can i have a donut
Stranger: yeah
You: thanks
Stranger: of course
You have disconnected.

You: hey are you wearing a green hat?
Stranger: no, but a sikver one
You: nevermind then
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: are you wearing a green hat?
You: the previous person was wearing a silver one
You: i dont like silver hats
Stranger: do not use hat
You: nevermind then

trolls trolling trolls:

Stranger: hiya
You: hey do you like citroens?
Stranger: and you like citroens?
You: i dont like them very much
Stranger: i dont have a job interview some day
You: me neither!
Stranger: neither am i
You: what a coincidence
Stranger: thats a coincidence
You: cause i dont have a job interview some day
Stranger: you have a job
You: yes
Stranger: ah yes shit
You: i sell hats
You: green hats
Stranger: hats your name?
You: do you want one?
Stranger: and i got dat azz
You: aids?
Stranger: the one you do not one?
Stranger: congrats, you won aids
You: what a coincidence, aids is also green
Stranger: is a male or a boy
You: like my hats!
Stranger: ive heard of a bus
You: please continue
Stranger: time is the eggman!
You: NO ITS NOT
You: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Stranger: why you actin like a bitch
Stranger: fuck fuck fuck
You: time is definitely NOT the eggman
Stranger: you are not the eggman
You: ok, that is true
Stranger: is that true
You: but time definitely isnt
Stranger: yawn u boring troll
You: lets agree on that one
Stranger: british, i lov it
You: im not british
You: still got all my teeth
Stranger: not if you were talking or not
Stranger: all i want my cock inside my vagina
You: why?
Stranger: why, hello there
You: that reminds me of something
You: ive got hats to sell
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: hello \o/
You: are you a troll?
Stranger: no..
Stranger: io'm a elf.. and you?
You: oh ok
You: im a wizard!
Stranger: great...
You: want to play google together?
Stranger: how are u?
You: Im in the mood for a game of google!
Stranger: yeah
You: do you know the rules?
You: and how to play the game?
Stranger: no
You: well someone has to say google and then the first one to go to google.com wins
You: google
You: i just won
You: google
You: i just won again
You: ok ill give you some time
You: so you can learn the game a bit
You: .....google......
Stranger: ok
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Stranger: hi
You: hohohoho!
Stranger: from?
You: North Pole
You: you?
Stranger: sothern africa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: do you know william gneta?
You: yes, i do
You: why do you ask?
Stranger: nice!
You: he was here last night
Stranger: he has my car
You: oh really?
Stranger: yes, blue bmw.
Stranger: you seen it?
You: hmm, i didnt know, or else i would have said something to him
You: hm, i remember him driving with a blue bmw
You: didnt know it was yours
You: but i noticed a scratch on it
Stranger: okay, well there a gun in the back trunk...
You: goddamnit
Stranger: he told me to get rid of it
You: why doesnt he do that himself
Stranger: i dont know... i gave him some money...
You: that bastard
You: i cant believe i let him in my house
Stranger: but now i cant find my car. and the gun is probably still at the same spot.
You: hmm
Stranger: did he tell you were he was going?
You: when i dont have anything to do this evening, i'll drive around to look for it
You: yes as a matter of fact, he did
You: he was going to climb some mountains in australia
You: but he's not leaving until tomorrow
Stranger: how the fuck did he get my car to austraila?
Stranger: i was talking to him for about a week ago
You: no no, he's in belgium now
You: but tomorrow he's leaving
You: i saw his plane ticket
Stranger: but why... its my car.
You: but i dont know what he's going to do with your car
You: maybe he's gonna let it here
You: do you want his phonenumber?
You: i got his cellphone nr
Stranger: yes... i was just asking you!
Stranger: can you give it?
You: yes sure, moment
You: 0032 (0)475 48 66 95
Stranger: thansk!
You: no problem
You: does he answer?
Stranger: ... just tones.
Stranger: wait
Stranger: now
You: ok
Stranger: the gun is sold.
You: fuck
You: was it expensive
Stranger: nono, just a random glock.
Stranger: he told me that the car was in a safe place.
You: oh ok, i hope you find it back
Stranger: thanks for the help.
You: no problem

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: belgium
You: u
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hahaha

Stranger: hi
You: HANDS UP!
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1 gesprek later:
Stranger: hey
You: HANDS U¨P!
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You: they're all dead jim
You: all dead
Stranger: i kew it was u bean
Stranger: u gay
Stranger: jims grahams dad
Stranger: whats he got to do with this
Stranger: u leave his good name out of this
You: oh well maybe i will
You: maybe i won't
You: jim !
You: JIM !
You: JIIIIIIMMM!
Stranger: ok howd u know my real name
Stranger: thats really weird
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