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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: how things going?
Stranger: fair
Stranger: you?
You: fine^^
You: weird site :')
Stranger: weird nose on your smiley
Stranger: i kinda dig it
Stranger: the nose and the site
You: i gt the link from a friend
You: said it was "fun"
Stranger: i took it off someone's twitter
Stranger: its pretty hilarious
Stranger: mainly ive antagonized people
Stranger: but i did meet a charming astrophysicist named Roger from London
Stranger: that was interesting
Stranger: more importnatly a hot girl sent me her myspace
You: well im just a plain simple miliatry guy^^
Stranger: but we got disconnected right before she fell in love with me
Stranger: DEVASTATED
Stranger: you deployed right now?
You: jip
You: kosovo
Stranger: hows that goin
You: boring...
Stranger: are you american?
You: dutch
Stranger: oh nice
You: no riots...
Stranger: big fan of Amsterdam
You: amsterdams fun
Stranger: you guys have a funny language
You: yeah...
You: i dislike it really
Stranger: why
You: i rather talk english all day then dutch
Stranger: i like it cuz i sounds crazy
You: well we are kinda crazy...
Stranger: sometimes in amsterdam i would jus get high and then listen to dutch TV commentary
Stranger: shit was funny as hell
You: coffeeshops
You: those are fun
You: you get high when you just sit in there
Stranger: delicious
Stranger: hey dinner time
Stranger: enjoy Kosovo
You: enjoy the meal

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WIEUW WIEUW WIEUW

Noooo!
stop pwning me!

WOohOOO Tities and Beer

rather have titties

(edit: ook al is het tetn, is het titties en niet tities int engels )

You: hi
Stranger: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

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Good old mother Europe, kdenk da et één is uit het Oostblok-tijdperk

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mijn verwelkoming

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Stranger: Hi! Does Cherub mean anything to you?
You: err, not really
Stranger: =(
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Vreemd

*edit*

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Stranger: thirsty?
You: always
You: you?
Stranger: very
You: want a drink?
Stranger: yes.
You: go get some :]
and while you're at it, bring something for me too?
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Die website heeft z'n charmes

*edit2*
En m'n eerste doodsbedreiging is een feit:

3/4e van de tijd zijn't zeveraars. Maar soms ook wel leuke mensen. Net een meiske uit Kansas leren kennen die me spontaan foto's van op Spring Break doorstuurt.

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: fine
You: but
You: have you heard?
Stranger: the bird is the word?
You: BBB-Bird bird bird
Stranger: lulz
Stranger: been awhile since someone tried that on my
Stranger: me*
You: you are a funny man
You: you must be from sweden
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: no
Stranger: seattle
You: are you Josef Fritzl?
Stranger: no
You: ok
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ik heb al 'deftig' geklapt me nen fin over belgisch bier, en dan ng mee een van de UK, en de rest was al zever..
veel brazilianen op die site trouwens

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Eerste gesprek , Iemand van holland , meiske van 17

lol , die hollandse , zeg keer onderwerp , kvraag van veel coffeshops in rotterdam ?

zegt ze saaie gozer



daarnet :

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You: hi
Stranger: ho
You: how are you.
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: i'm good
You: 21 , Male , Belgium / and you?
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Eerste gesprek , Iemand van holland , meiske van 17

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Ik ben daar ook een Hollands meisje van 17

aant klappen met 1 op msn nu , veel makkelijker dan diene site.

een finse van 15

Pic: IRC-Galleria - Riinappi - Nuppi & IRC-Galleria - Riinappi "auta kesää, syö lunta"

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You: PIRATES OR NINJAS?!
Stranger: NINJA PIRATES
You: oh shit
You: You just divided by zero
Stranger: OH SHI-
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You: Yahoo or Google?
Stranger: google duh
You: Oranges or Apples?
Stranger: oranges
You: Wow, we&#8217;re very alike
Stranger: Nick or Joe?
You: Nick
Stranger: yeah
You: uhh
You: City or Country?
Stranger: city
You: cool
You: Hot or Cold?
Stranger: hot
Stranger: no or yes?
You: ah that, my friend, is where we disagree
Stranger: oh
You: Cold: You can always add layers, but when it&#8217;s hot and you&#8217;re naked, there isn&#8217;t much you can do.
Stranger: ok
You: Is your house velociraptor proof?
Stranger: yeah


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Stranger: touche sir&#8230;


You: Is your house velociraptor proof?
Stranger: no its not, theyre my friends
You: ninjas or pirates?
Stranger: we havin wild animal sex too all the time, ima ninja but i like jack sparrow
You: I like pirate ninjas
Stranger: yeah
You: stranded sticks or dildos?
Stranger: cigars
You: if your sausage looked anything like that, you should have checked the expiration date
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where's pedobear when you need him

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een finse van 15

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heb ik toevallig ook mee gepraat gisteren nacht! lol

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Stranger: You: im a 16 year old virgin with a tight pink pussy looking for a big strong man with tight sexual moves are you the one
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err wut? iemand heeft een slechte msn copy paste gedaan