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Jack-in-the-box

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hellow
Stranger: You Racist!
You: go fuck you mommy
You: okay :)
You: bye

Danet

Legacy Member
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: don't know
You: you?
Stranger: age sex and where you from?
You: i like sex!
Stranger: who doesn't?
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: i don't know.. can you look?
Stranger: no i can't
You: i'm so affraid than..
Stranger: how old are you?
You: i'm 50
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gStar

Legacy Member
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: daddy´s home
Stranger: hi there
You: hi daddy
You: mommy is fucking in the kitchen with the mail man
Stranger: ou shit
You: and the milk men is there to
You: with lots of milk for mommy
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gStar

Legacy Member
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey baby
You: hi
Stranger: whats up baby
You: how are yo?
Stranger: well actually
Stranger: im just sittin here naked
Stranger: wishin u were here
You: Well , good for you
Stranger: how are you?
You: keep wishin if you like men
You: nerd
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you tricked me dude
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: why would you do that?
Stranger: sick fucker
Stranger: what are you gay for me?
Stranger: you like guys faggot?
You: your daddy is gay
Stranger: good one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:rofl:






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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi sexy
You: How are you?
Stranger: horny actually(im a girl)
You: good for you
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Lol.

SpeedFreak.be

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128MB zei:
clicked en 700mb download kwijt

Ik ook rund dat ik ben :doh: kon hem alleen via taakbeheer wegkrijgen bedankt jannos de volgende keer als je die link laat staan krijg je een report.

SpeedFreak.be

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FlipSide zei:
wa voor link is da ?

Ik weet niet wat er exact gebeurt maar er er springt een venstertje gelijk zot op uw beeldscherm niet aan te raden dus.

SpeedFreak.be

Legacy Member
GaMe® zei:
Hoe kan er dan zo snel 700mb van uw limiet gaan??

Weet ik ook niet dat beweert 128mb ik kan het niet echt checken aangezien ik met ftp op het moment een hele sloot aan dll's binnenhaal. :p

CoaZteR

Legacy Member
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: can i tell u something personal ?
Stranger: sure
You: but plz dont laugh
Stranger: i wont
You: so i was walking in the forest yesterday
Stranger: and..?
You: and suddenly, behind this bush, i see a sleeping snorlax :s
You: was that a real snorlax ?
Stranger: whoa :o i don't know
You: or was it an illusion cause me and my friends had a poké marathon for 48 hours straight
Stranger: i thikn it was just an illusion..
Stranger: think*
You: but it felt so real
Stranger: but it could be real too..
You: but might be an illusion cause i threw my masterball at him and it still broke, which shouldnt happen :s
Stranger: whoa :s
Stranger: thats weird
You: yes it weird idd, masterball broke
You: i still cant believe it
Stranger: :o
Stranger: omg
You: the pokénurse promised me it would catch any pokemon
You: and she lied
Stranger: oh no :o
You: i will never trust Nurse Missy again
You: FUCKING BITCH
You: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HER
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Stranger: don't do it!
Stranger: killing is bad :(
You: SHE LIED, IT WASNT A MASTERBALL
Stranger: what was it?
You: prolly just a normal masterball
You: pokeball i mean
Stranger: omg :o
You: fucking rip off
You: so now i lost my money and A FUCKING SNORLAX
Stranger: thats so sad :(
You: could i possibly sue her ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you should do that!
You: how and where
Stranger: i don't know :---D i don't know anything about pokémon
You: is it in pallet town ?
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gizmo666

Legacy Member
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: good and u?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: where are you from
You: i'm a 23 old male from belgium
Stranger: I see
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: f or m
You: i'm a 7 year old girl from thailand
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:lol::D



Stranger: hi
Stranger: looking for horny girls too ? lol
You: no just trying to meet some people
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kisthechef

Legacy Member
gizmo666 zei:
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: good and u?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: where are you from
You: i'm a 23 old male from belgium
Stranger: I see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dit is de eerste grappige in deze thread :p

djybt

Legacy Member
oke dit is de meest gekke topick dat ik al tege gekome ben
lolz greetz

128MB

Legacy Member
rofl

You: j & 19
You: nee kben 16 en braziliaanse :p
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: meisje 16
Stranger: aahn
Stranger: ik bn e 57 jarige perverte chinees
You: : D
You: camsex? ^^
Stranger: euhm nee
You: lol
You: speel mee :(
Stranger: gaj zelf aftrekken e kieszak
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ff strijk gelegen :

You: very sophisticated smalltalk :)
Stranger: Oh, I concur my jolly colleage.
Stranger: Just a few simpletons engaging in brisk conversation.
You: glad to hear that mate, shall i put the kettle on for a cup of tea?
Stranger: Ahh, tea would be most splendid !
You: one or two sugar?
Stranger: Ahh, splenda if you've got it.

:') zo ging da door

TIIMM

Legacy Member
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeya
You: Hi :D
You: How are you?
Stranger: when i cry i cry for both of us. my pain has no nam. there must be another way
Stranger: :--------------(
Stranger: do you think that that is good poem?
Stranger: i'm not good. and you+?


Buh? :p

Thah :) Tis een 13 jarig emo kind zonder vrienden uit finland xD Kvinnet wel zielig eig xD

gizmo666

Legacy Member
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine, ta. you?
You: fine, ta. you?
Stranger: you're so pathetic
You: you're so pathetic
Stranger: i know i'm...
You: i know i'm...
Stranger: i love the fact that you recognise you're pathetic
You: i love the fact that you recognise you're pathetic
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TIIMM

Legacy Member
Epic win :

Stranger: are you black
You: No :)
Stranger: thank god i feel much safer now

h0pje

Legacy Member
Stranger: I need asian to do my maths for me
Stranger: U GT WHT I NEED HMM?
You: lay back bro, i'm callin' sum peepz, makin' sure you get the merch
Stranger: Muchos gracias
Stranger: ooooooooooh i nearly presed disconnet buttun den oh nooooo!
You: i would cry for 5 days straight
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That bastard :sad:
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