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sluysen

Legacy Member
lol hilarische site eigenlijk :D
eerste gesprek was al direct raak:

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: lol
Stranger: lol indeed
Stranger: so, what are you up to hunnybunny
You: don't know
You: you?
Stranger: i'm not your hunnybunny
Stranger: your a stranger
Stranger: and i don't talk to your kind
You: i'm not saying that you are
Stranger: fuck off, fiend

edit :rofl::rofl:

You: hi
Stranger: HAI
You: high?
Stranger: HAI
You: hai hai hai
Stranger: slut.
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gStar

Legacy Member
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: where you from?
You: Belgium
You: you?
Stranger: 15 years
Stranger: girl
Stranger: brazil
You: wanna see my eggs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kennen ze daar pasen niet :( :sad:
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KO

Legacy Member
You: Hi
Stranger: jesus?
Stranger: is that u?
You: Oh, i'm his cousin
You: Mohammed
You: Can i help you instead ?
Stranger: well
Stranger: can you get me jesuss sister
Stranger: i need to talk to her
You: She's webcamming with her boyfriend over MSN atm
You: We were told specifically not to disturb her
Stranger: THAT FUCKING SKANK!!!!!! I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YOU FUCKEEEERRSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
You: Allah doesn't like such words.
Stranger: TELL HER THAT ILL FUCKING KILL HER AND HER FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!
Stranger: GOOD DAY SIR!

Vreemd.
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YaMo

Legacy Member
Stranger: hi
You: sex with ducks
Stranger: lol
You: you like it?
Stranger: no
You: nothing like the feel of a tight cloaca
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Een mens moet zich ergens mee bezighouden...
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kil911ler

Legacy Member
You: So who's your favourite porn star?
Stranger: peace
Stranger: err
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: who do you like?
You: I asked you first!
Stranger: alright
Stranger: zdenka popkapova
Stranger: i think
Stranger: and you?
You: Oeh, interesting choice
Stranger: it is?
Stranger: or bree olsen
Stranger: shes hot
You: So it seems you like blond
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: my gf is brunette :/
You: So you have a girlfriend and you watch porn? :o
Stranger: yep
Stranger: how old are you
You: Does she know you do?
Stranger: i still fap every day
Stranger: no way!
You: Why not?
Stranger: i have to keep it secret
You: :o
Stranger: well i do a better job of fapping than she does
Stranger: dont ever get a handjob from an inexperienced girl
Stranger: they break you cock
You: Good advice!
Stranger: my mate had the tendon on his cock snapped
Stranger: no sex or fapping for 2 MONTHS!!
Stranger: apparently
You: What the bloody hell :|
Stranger: on average
Stranger: every male orgasms 8 times a week
Stranger: but sex is worth two orgasms :/
Stranger: but im addicted to sex so i fap loads anyway
Stranger: if you fap like 30 mins b4 you have sex you last longer
Stranger: i can last ages
Stranger: how long can you last
You: Wow, you sure know a lot!
Stranger: thanks!
Klik om te vergroten...

Ma wtf :rofl:
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kil911ler

Legacy Member
Heb die gast nog kunnen doen wijsmaken dak azo een kind was van 15 jaar ^^

En het bleek een Amerikaan te zijn... khad em een stek gegeven op de Engelse taal (dat het niet alleen de Amerikanen zijn die 'favorite' en 'color' typen/schrijven, maar er ook nog anderen zijn) en ie begint me direct uit te schelden :')

Stranger: whatever
Stranger: you fat fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Klik om te vergroten...

Funny ^^
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bLaZeR

Legacy Member
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: bored living at home
You: did i say bored
Stranger: yes
You: wanna no my age?
You: :p
Stranger: yes
You: 24
Stranger: boy or girl
You: boy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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gizmo666

Legacy Member
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: FUCK
You: ?
Stranger: YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: I'm from the future. I don't have much time. I can only answer one question.
You: ok
Stranger: Hurry up!
You: from what year are you?
Stranger: We no longer number them, we write their names in Binary. I'm from year 100101010101110100111010010
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:lol:
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Wover

Legacy Member
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i would like to know if you are a woman and if you like porn?
You: My answers are negative and affirmative, you may choose to what questions those answers apply
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where you from dude?
You: Venus
Stranger: sweet
You: Hot
Stranger: what goes on for fun over there
You: Lesbian spanking inferno's and all that
Stranger: my god
Stranger: how does one find this place of holly goodness
You: Fly to it on your domestic cat
You: No tuning required
Stranger: i see will k9 be acceptable
You: Doubtful
You: Depends what race it is
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i am lost
You: If it's chiuawa (or however you spell that) it will do
You: because those aren't dogs
Stranger: no i have a staffy
You: Male?
Stranger: so your saying it has to be the size that paris would put in her hand bag
Stranger: me yes dude
Stranger: im a dude
You: No, the dog, but nevermind
Stranger: yes the dog is male
You: hmm
You: Just try it
Stranger: i grow tired of this outrageous humour
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Klik om te vergroten...

You: Hey
Stranger: I'm from the future. I don't have much time. I can only answer one question.
You: will you sing a song to me, cause I'm fucking tired?
Stranger: Hurry up, give me a song.
You: Vinde gaa mijn gat ni te dik from CPEX
You: (in deze rok)
Stranger: Giijjj, jaaa giijjjj. Vinde gaaa mijn gat ni te diiiiiiiiiiik?! Gaaa jaa gaaaa, gaaa zee da mn gaat veul te dik waaaaaaasssss.
You: *sleeping*
Stranger: That's not good.
You: It was the purpose
You: Of all
You: mankind
You: and catkind
Stranger: Now I am out of time. The time portal is closing. I need to go! See you!
Klik om te vergroten...

Stranger: hi
You: Hey there
Stranger: asl
You: 2345, unisexual, Mars
Stranger: awesome
You: Or asexual is what I meant
Stranger: 4, female, uranus
You: I still have to adapt to this Eartly language
Stranger: even better
Stranger: understanable it took me yearsd
Stranger: years*
Stranger: rape?
You: Yes, I can see this by your poor spelling
Stranger: thank u
You: Since the raping of Venus by Mars, I do not want to get involved in any of it
Stranger: sup dawg up 4 rape
Stranger: damn my dreams r satered
Stranger: shattered
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Klik om te vergroten...
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ChunWai.

Legacy Member
Woverke zei:
You: Hey
Stranger: I'm from the future. I don't have much time. I can only answer one question.
You: will you sing a song to me, cause I'm fucking tired?
Stranger: Hurry up, give me a song.
You: Vinde gaa mijn gat ni te dik from CPEX
You: (in deze rok)
Stranger: Giijjj, jaaa giijjjj. Vinde gaaa mijn gat ni te diiiiiiiiiiik?! Gaaa jaa gaaaa, gaaa zee da mn gaat veul te dik waaaaaaasssss.
You: *sleeping*
Stranger: That's not good.
You: It was the purpose
You: Of all
You: mankind
You: and catkind
Stranger: Now I am out of time. The time portal is closing. I need to go! See you!
Klik om te vergroten...
Klik om te vergroten...

OMG.:eek: Was jij dat?:$
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RoyalSausage

Legacy Member
You: ..
Stranger: hi
You: ..
Stranger: asl?
You: 3/girl/England
Stranger: seriously 3?
You: yep :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




pants-on-head-retards, egt waar >.<
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gizmo666

Legacy Member
You: hi
Stranger: &#20013;&#22269;&#22909;&#65374;
You: ?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: nice to see u
Stranger: it's chinese character
You: u from china?
Stranger: you got it
You: i'm from belgium
Stranger: oh
Stranger: nice to see u
You: nice to see u too
You: are you male or female?
Stranger: i am working on my schedule
Stranger: aweful
Stranger: you north europe savage
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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mojo jojo

Legacy Member
Stranger: Hey, i'm a male 21 from netherlands, you?
You: In west Philadelphia born and raised
You: On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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gizmo666

Legacy Member
yunior zei:
Stranger: Hey, i'm a male 21 from netherlands, you?
You: In west Philadelphia born and raised
You: On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Klik om te vergroten...

:rofl::bow:
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