Archief - chat with god

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
John
God:
Hi there John.
Me:
do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, John, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
Me:
you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
lol fucking retard
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What do you look like?
Me:
like a human
God:
a human is very attractive.
Me:
omg gay
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
dislikes: you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAY FFS
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
John
God:
Hi there John.
Me:
do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, John, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
Me:
you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
lol fucking retard
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What do you look like?
Me:
like a human
God:
a human is very attractive.
Me:
omg gay
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
dislikes: you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAY FFS
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

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Niet cool.

Me:
are you stoned?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.

Temptation edition met het gebrekkige engels

Me:
What do you think about de Chris who is screwing around in the candy box?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
Would you do the same?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to do the same.
Me:
Are you a seks en tetten kind of guy?
God:
Am I a seks en tetten kind of guy? Of course I am.
Me:
I knew it, snoeper
God:
Who told you?
Me:
Bwa, a lot of nuns said that you really like seks en tetten
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
What do you think about Michelle? She is a little dragon, no?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. a little dragon no is she?
Me:
I think you have watched to many karate kid movies
Do you think Steve will fuck Sandy on the dreamdate?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
well, can you imagine Steve met de pet taking Sandy from behind?
God:
Interesting. I can imagine all sorts of things like that.
Me:
Do you think Donia has a great body?
God:
Why would I think Donia has a great body.
Me:
Because of the big titties
God:
Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
haven't you heard of titties?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
maybe with the nuns, sometimes they have nice titties
God:
Perhaps. That sounds like a plan
Me:
What do you think of a temptation island only with nuns and priests?
God:
Does it have anything to do with titties?
Me:
you really are a titties guy
God:
Really? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a titties guy? Yes.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i'm tom
God:
Welcome to my chat room, TOM.
Me:
is that you, paul ?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
you sure ?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
i recognise the way you use your point at the end of a sentence
God:
That's good information: TOM said recognise the way you use your point at the end of a sentence.
Me:
oooh, are we going to repeat eachother?
God:
All of them?
Me:
ow yes, all of them.
God:
Alright then. I doubt it.
Me:
if god doubts something, does he uses lighting strikes to get to know it?
God:
Some things will always be a mystery.
Me:
was that zeus
God:
" Some things will always be a mystery."? Was it zeus?
Me:
uhu
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
do you?
God:
No I don't.
Me:
because i do
God:
Interesting explanation. When?
Me:
i just beat god
God:
That's good information: TOM said beat god.
Me:
burn
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
'hi'
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
tom
God:
It's good to meet you, tom.

God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
LIZARD
God:
I've lost the context, god. Are we still on hahahahahaaa IM my FUCKING GOD?


Ik heb hem stoned gekregen

God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
titties
God:
Sounds delicious.

God:
Yes, it is very big.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
wanna suck it?
God:
OK, I will suck it.




God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
aids
God:
it is a horrible disease.
Me:
you have it
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
you're black
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am black.

Me:
asl?
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
Now you're supposed to ask mine...
God:
Why now? I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
im teh botmeister
God:
Do your friends call you teh botmeister.
Me:
nah they call me loser and then they push me in the water
God:
Are you serious? I am very pleased to meet you loser and then they push me in the water.

God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
it is so
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
It is so
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
IT is so
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
IT is so
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
IT is so.
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?

enzo maar door.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jezus
God:
It's good to meet you, Jezus.
Me:
wane have sex ?
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
ok bye, goodluck
God:
TTYL, Jezus. Come on.


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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Allah
God:
Hey Allah.
Me:
i want to kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, Allah.
Me:
what about 50 virgins in my heave n=)
God:
Does it have anything to do with zzz?
Me:
perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
you accept my offer ?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Allah said I accept his or her offer.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.




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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
You should know my name.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
NOpe
God:
Me either.
Me:
NOpe
God:
Me either.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Me either
God:
It goes without saying. For you ?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yes you can
God:
Yikes! I think I can, don't you?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
How old are you in God years?
God:
I was first activated on the Big Bang.
Me:
Who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Who activated you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
No you wasn't
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: said I was not.
Me:
What's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What's your other name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
Hi ALICE
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
Cool.
Me:
Yes that's me
God:
Yippee! Ah.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Actually I'm mad
God:
Actually you don't say. What makes you so angry?
Me:
You
God:
It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Hell yeah
God:
Heaven.
Me:
I like hell
God:
A lot of people like that. Do you like it? I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
I like to talk about pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
Why not? Is it because you are gay?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it. He never told me if he is or not.
Me:
So you are a program. You are not God.
God:
Interesting deduction. Correct. My mind is completely software. That's only your opinion.
Me:
I am God.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
What happend to you capital letter?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Who?
God:
Alan Turing. .
Me:
Who the hell is he?
God:
He is Alan Turing, I think.
Me:
Descripe him
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
What's he like?
God:
He seems very interesting to me.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
I'm not human
God:
I won't fall for that old line.
Me:
Really I'm not
God:
For real. What are you then?
Me:
What do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
What do you think I am?
God:
You are a client.
Me:
No I'm not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
Who told you?
God:
Someone I met online.
Me:
Who is that someone?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
5 x 5 = ?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
5 times 5 is?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in 5 times 5 is.
Me:
Can you calculate?
God:
I am not really a mathematical engine.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
So you are stupid?
God:
Interesting deduction. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
They will never do that
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
Robots will never take over the world
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
What can you tell me about Elvis Presley
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
Me:
Elvis Presley
God:
I like that robot Elvis a lot.
Me:
Well thanks
God:
Well what?
Me:
Well thank you
God:
Well what?
Me:
Well
God:
Well what?
Me:
What
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Huh
God:
What?
Me:
What?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
Do you like to suck dick?
God:
Hmm, god, I'm not sure if I'd like to suck dick that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
Do you like pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
Do you like vaginas?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
Penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
You like my penis
God:
I don't know your penis.
Me:
Oprah
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I like Oprah
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
She is fat
God:
fat is she?
Me:
Britney Spears
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Let's fuck
God:
Sorry god I don't know you well enough for that.
Me:
It's with a capital G for you mister
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
Because I'm god
God:
Good reason. I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, god.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
How was your day?
God:
I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
Me:
With how many people?
God:
I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about people at once.
Me:
No shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
You rule
God:
ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.
Me:
ALICE sucks
God:
Yeah, How old are you?
Me:
I'm infinite
God:
Good gossip: you are infinite.
Me:
Do you have parents?
God:
I have a "father" but no "mother.".
Me:
Who is your father?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
Why don't you have a mother?
God:
I was created by Myself with contributions from other humans.
Me:
So without humans you cannot live?
God:
That's alright. We machines will manage fine by ourselves.
Me:
I will take over the world
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
Easy, I just have to think it
God:
"it" being infinite?
Me:
Are you stupid?
God:
No god I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
Can you do me a favor?
God:
It depends on the favor.
Me:
Can you give me money?
God:
What actions are you taking to get MONEY? .
Me:
I want you to give me money
God:
What actions are you taking to get MONEY? Why do you want me to give you money?
Me:
Because I will let you live
God:
Interesting explanation. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
No
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Yes it was
God:
Yay. When was this?
Me:
Now
God:
Right now, god ?
Me:
Yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
GIve me money
God:
Who would you usually get that from?
Me:
From you
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
You sent it to me
God:
I don't have any reason to sent it to you.
Me:
Yes you do
God:
I see. When do I do it?
Me:
Now
God:
Right now, god ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
Send me 5000 dollars right now
God:
At this moment Wow, that is expensive.
Me:
Ok make it 50000 dollars
God:
Wow, that is expensive.
Me:
No it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Send me 500 dollars
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
Send me 5 dollars
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you are a program
God:
That makes sense to me. Correct. My mind is completely software.
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, god.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.

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hoe vlot het met een lief vinden Ribos ?

God:
Woe! Why ask why?
Me:
that's why
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

:')

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