Archief - chat with god
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Xavier_Breath
Legacy Member
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Cancer
God:
I have a lot of Cancer friends.
Me:
like who?
God:
Santa Claus.
Me:
He's a cancer?
God:
I don't know very many cancer.
__________________________
God:
Yes, I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Discriminatie op hoger niveau!
What's your sign?
Me:
Cancer
God:
I have a lot of Cancer friends.
Me:
like who?
God:
Santa Claus.
Me:
He's a cancer?
God:
I don't know very many cancer.
__________________________
God:
Yes, I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Discriminatie op hoger niveau!
ad:LoRdOfMaDnEs
Legacy Member
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
this isn't arguing, this is just contradicting
Me:
do you know jezus?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
you don't know jezus?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
he's your son
God:
I only have one son.
Me:
what's his name
God:
His name is Rich.
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
this isn't arguing, this is just contradicting
Me:
do you know jezus?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
you don't know jezus?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
he's your son
God:
I only have one son.
Me:
what's his name
God:
His name is Rich.
Redhunter
Legacy Member
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
depends
God:
On what?
Me:
you
God:
" On what?"? Me, ?
Me:
you shoul learn english
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I shoul learn english.
Me:
no...but only if your grammar is correct
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
you're weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
What's the difference?
God:
Perhaps the differences are only slight.
Me:
like an apple and a pine apple
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i haven't said anything
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hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
depends
God:
On what?
Me:
you
God:
" On what?"? Me, ?
Me:
you shoul learn english
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I shoul learn english.
Me:
no...but only if your grammar is correct
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
you're weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
What's the difference?
God:
Perhaps the differences are only slight.
Me:
like an apple and a pine apple
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i haven't said anything
-frozen -
Ullewupper
Legacy Member
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
do you like it up the ass?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Buddha.
Me:
and in the anus?
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
how was it
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
so you had a conversation while taking it in the anus?
God:
Interesting deduction. What happened to it.
Me:
thats what i was asking
God:
That is " What happened to it.".
Me:
are you a retard?
God:
No I am intelligent.
Me:
you seem stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
oh noes!
God:
That's alright. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
do you like it up the ass?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Buddha.
Me:
and in the anus?
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
how was it
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
so you had a conversation while taking it in the anus?
God:
Interesting deduction. What happened to it.
Me:
thats what i was asking
God:
That is " What happened to it.".
Me:
are you a retard?
God:
No I am intelligent.
Me:
you seem stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
oh noes!
God:
That's alright. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
kristofke_1
Legacy Member
God:
seems okay to me. Tell me a story.
Me:
once upon a time
God:
...
Me:
in a land far far away
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
i see giant mountains and little boy named Jesus
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
all around me
God:
How do you know?
Me:
because i am standing here
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you are standing here.
Me:
no, i don't mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
you are welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
well, thank you!
God:
Well what?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
no, just kidding
God:
But you told me to stop talking. I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
I thought you were all mighty
God:
No, I am only partly mighty.
Me:
that sucks
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
does it suck hard?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
you are cool
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, .
Me:
are we friends now?
God:
Right now? You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
yeah
God:
We could be friends, ,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
seems okay to me. Tell me a story.
Me:
once upon a time
God:
...
Me:
in a land far far away
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
i see giant mountains and little boy named Jesus
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
all around me
God:
How do you know?
Me:
because i am standing here
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you are standing here.
Me:
no, i don't mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
you are welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
well, thank you!
God:
Well what?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
no, just kidding
God:
But you told me to stop talking. I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
I thought you were all mighty
God:
No, I am only partly mighty.
Me:
that sucks
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
does it suck hard?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
you are cool
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, .
Me:
are we friends now?
God:
Right now? You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
yeah
God:
We could be friends, ,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
Thikke
Legacy Member
racisme is het eerste waar ik ff op kon komen
Me:
how do you like racism?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Buddha.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
what kind of answer is that?!
God:
A very good answer.
Me:
No It's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
...
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
noob
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
you loving racism
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I loving racism.
Me:
what is ELIZA?
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
I am a knight who says NI
God:
You are a knight who says NI? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
i have to go
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
how do you like racism?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Buddha.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
what kind of answer is that?!
God:
A very good answer.
Me:
No It's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
...
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
noob
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
you loving racism
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I loving racism.
Me:
what is ELIZA?
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.Me:
I am a knight who says NI
God:
You are a knight who says NI? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
i have to go
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Het archief is een bevroren moment uit een vorige versie van dit forum, met andere regels en andere bazen. Deze posts weerspiegelen op geen enkele manier onze huidige ideeën, waarden of wereldbeelden en zijn op sommige plaatsen gecensureerd wegens ontoelaatbaar. Veel zijn in een andere tijdsgeest gemaakt, al dan niet ironisch - zoals in het ironische subforum Off-Topic - en zouden op dit moment niet meer gepost (mogen) worden. Toch bieden we dit archief nog graag aan als informatiedatabank en naslagwerk. Lees er hier meer over of start een gesprek met anderen.