Archief - Say hello to my little friend!! -- Beste filmuitspraken

make him an offer he can't refuse <-- godfather

well duh <-- homer

it's not important only to dream but to act on your dreams <-- eristoff reclame, nie echt nen filmquote ma vind em toch wreed goed

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

Mr. Blonde van Resevoir Dogs

Uit Stargate SG1

Teal'c "Indeed"

dat nog niemand AP gequote heeft

Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott Evil: You always do that!

Dr. Evil: Son, wouldn't you like to see what daddy does for a living?
Scott Evil: Blow me.
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott Evil: Show me.

Goldmember: I'm from Holland. Isn't that vierd?

Mini-Me: [writes] Are you a clone of an angel?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Ohhh how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not.
Mini-Me: [writes] Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes I'm sure.
Mini-Me: [writes] Would you like to?

Goldmember: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold now? It's kind of my thing, you know...
Dr. Evil: How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard!

Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza.
Dr. Evil: His what?
Number 2: His fahza, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: His farger? What's a farger?
Goldmember: His fahza. You know, the fahza.
Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?
Goldmember: Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza.
Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. His *fa-ther*

Goldmember: Dr. Evil, You look very toit. Yesh, toit like a toiger. Yesh Yesh Yesh.
Dr. Evil: You know, Goldmember? I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah. A little creepy. Mmhmm.

Austin Powers: Nice to mole you... meet you. Nice to meet you, Mole.
[to Foxxy as Basil & The Mole leave]
Austin Powers: Don't say mole.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Now stop.
Austin Powers: I said mole.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Stop.
[Basil gestures him to hush]
Number Three: Bye.
Austin Powers: Mole.
[Basil & the Mole try again to leave]
Austin Powers: Mole.
[Basil warns him again to hush]
Austin Powers: Mole.
Basil Exposition: Oh, shut up!
Austin Powers: [Basil and The Mole walk out and Austin lets loose] Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!

Fat Bastard: [moans] This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.

En dan nog men favoriete quote all time uit snatch :

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

don't forget in AP, fat bastard

"i'd like to eat a beeeeeeeeeeeebiiiie"

"i want some babybag babybag babybag babybag ribsssss"

babeeuh, thats whats for dinner!

come in my belly babeeuh

What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!



Don't fuck about, ping him.




beide uit The Football Factory

I'll be back!

oh, wrong set

dawson in scary movie 1

predator:
COOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAACCCCCCTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! *schiet den halve jungle overhoop*

That 70's show:
Fez: "How much masturbation is too much?"
Hyde: "Fez, there's no such thing as too much"

Sylvester Stallone:
"Stop!... Or my mom will shoot!"

star trek VIII: first contact

lilly: borg? sounds swedish


lilly komt de borg tegen


lilly; definitly NOT swedish

I don 't know about you but I'm havin' a ball -- Marv in Sin City

ofwel: Mankind has evolved since then, Eric!
Yes. Into us. (Charles Xavier en Eric Lensherr in X-men 1)

'With a gun barrel between your teeth , you speak only in vowels'- Narator , Fight Club

"your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash"- Hondo, Top Gun

" look at my tities, I am so sexy" ( AP)
" How dare you fart before me, Oh sorry babe i didn't know it was your turn"


ma de beste der bbeste is nog steeds

" Satan's greatest Trick was to believe mankind he didn't exist"

Thales zei:

ma de beste der bbeste is nog steeds

" Satan's greatest Trick was to believe mankind he didn't exist"

Klik om te vergroten...

Zoals Spacey em zegt in The Usual suspects vind ik em beter

sexymofo zei:

Zoals Spacey em zegt in The Usual suspects vind ik em beter

Klik om te vergroten...

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

Borat:

"this is my sister , ..., she is the number 4 prostitute in kazachstan!"

nog borat:

"is niiiiiice"

Een echte klassieker, wel niet uit een film...

Damn good coffee!

sphinkx zei:

Een echte klassieker, wel niet uit een film...

Damn good coffee!

Klik om te vergroten...

... and hot

En dan ook nog:
"Damn Fine Coffee"

"This is ... excuse me ... a DAMN fine cup of coffee. I've had I don't know how many cups of coffee in my life, but this is one of the best."

"Diane, last night I dreamed I was eating a large, tasteless gumdrop, and awoke to discover I was chewing on one of my foam disposable earplugs. Perhaps I should consider moderating my nighttime coffee consumption."

En zo veel meer quotes over koffie en cherry pie. En dan vernoemen we de quotes van Albert, Gordon Cole en Dennis (sorry, Denise ) nog niet, die zo mogelijk, nog beter zijn .

Aaaaah, zo'n zalige serie toch.