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TX.Conn
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The Soprano's 5de seizoen:
Tijdens een "sit down" in New York
Phil Leotardo: Anybody ever die in your arms, you c*cks*cker?
Phil Leotardo: A family member, somebody you love?
Tony Soprano: No.
Phil Leotardo: Well, give it time.
Phil Leotardo: See if i can't make that happen for you.
Gesprek tussen Silvio (Consigliere van Tony) en Tony Soprano (Mob Boss)
Silvio: I've known you since you were a kid.
Silvio: Frankly, you got a problem with authority.
Phil Leotardo: We're friends of your son, from Alcoholics Anonymous.
Joanne Moltisanti: What's your name?
Phil Leotardo: We're anonymous.
Tijdens een "sit down" in New York
Phil Leotardo: Anybody ever die in your arms, you c*cks*cker?
Phil Leotardo: A family member, somebody you love?
Tony Soprano: No.
Phil Leotardo: Well, give it time.
Phil Leotardo: See if i can't make that happen for you.
Gesprek tussen Silvio (Consigliere van Tony) en Tony Soprano (Mob Boss)
Silvio: I've known you since you were a kid.
Silvio: Frankly, you got a problem with authority.
Phil Leotardo: We're friends of your son, from Alcoholics Anonymous.
Joanne Moltisanti: What's your name?
Phil Leotardo: We're anonymous.
dJeez
Legacy Member
Bwah, volgende vond ik net iets beter :PVBPVB zei:
KEEPER: Heh heh. Stop! What is your name?
ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
KEEPER: What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEMIR: How do know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.
Voor de liefhebbers : http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm
==> Pulp FictionBoddah
Legacy Member
ik zweer het, The Sopranos is volgens mij een komische serie.TX.Conn zei:The Soprano's 5de seizoen:
Tijdens een "sit down" in New York
Phil Leotardo: Anybody ever die in your arms, you c*cks*cker?
Phil Leotardo: A family member, somebody you love?
Tony Soprano: No.
Phil Leotardo: Well, give it time.
Phil Leotardo: See if i can't make that happen for you.
Gesprek tussen Silvio (Consigliere van Tony) en Tony Soprano (Mob Boss)
Silvio: I've known you since you were a kid.
Silvio: Frankly, you got a problem with authority.
Phil Leotardo: We're friends of your son, from Alcoholics Anonymous.
Joanne Moltisanti: What's your name?
Phil Leotardo: We're anonymous.
ik lig elke aflevering wel met iets strijk..
Xevven
Legacy Member
Alig G in Ali G in da House: "Belong? That's a very sexist way to talk about these bitchez"
Borat in Ali G Bling Bling: "Waauwaauwiwaaaa"
Ed in Identity: "When I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish he'd go away."
The Ring
Dr. Scott: You don't want to hurt anyone.
Samara Morgan: But I do, and I'm sorry. It won't stop.
American Pie
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful.
College Girl: What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful!
[girl laughs]
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
College Girl: That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
Victoria 'Vicky': I want it to be the right time, the right place...
Jessica: It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX.
Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie
Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
Jim: Michelle! Michelle.
Jessica: You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually?
Vicky: I've never tried it.
Jessica: You've never double-clicked your mouse?
American Pie 2
Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.
Jim: Thanks, Dad.
Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.
Heather: Hey, Marco, could you get your balls off me? **talking about soccer balls**
Oz: Hey, what the heck's goin' on over there?
Heather: Oh, those are just my flat-mates.
Michelle: Now don't freak out I'm gonna do something to push your threshold.
Jim: Ow that's cold. What is that?
Michelle: I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun?
Stifler: Brilliant. You found Lesbians.
Stifler: Good luck trying to break through that force field.
Jim: That counted.
Stifler: That totally counted.
Danielle: That's the way to kiss your mother.
Stifler: [to Finch] DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING.
American Pie: The wedding
Steve Stifler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
Steve Stifler: Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand?
[Hits Finch in the groin]
Steve Stifler: Bang-cock.
Paul Finch: Grandmotherfucker.
Steve Stifler: Motherfucker.
Paul Finch: [smiling] Yes, I am
Michelle: Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. It's like, monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.
Stifler: It's on like Donkey Kong, beeyotch.
Steve Stifler: I eat the shit here!
Steve Stifler: Are you saying I'm impolite?
Jim: "Impolite" would be an improvement.
American Pie presents: Band Camp
Matt Stifler: Bite my nuts and call me Skippy.
Matt Stifler: What the fuck!
Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie, you look lost?
Matt Stifler: Are you an asshole, you're hairy and you smell like shit!
Matt Stifler: How's that taste, Vande-cock? Mmmm... good, huh? Warm and salty? Yeah, it's a CUM-pletely new formula! 100% Stiffy Juice! SPF 69!
Borat in Ali G Bling Bling: "Waauwaauwiwaaaa"
Ed in Identity: "When I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish he'd go away."
The Ring
Dr. Scott: You don't want to hurt anyone.
Samara Morgan: But I do, and I'm sorry. It won't stop.
American Pie
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful.
College Girl: What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful!
[girl laughs]
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
College Girl: That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.
Victoria 'Vicky': I want it to be the right time, the right place...
Jessica: It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX.
Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie
Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
Jim: Michelle! Michelle.
Jessica: You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually?
Vicky: I've never tried it.
Jessica: You've never double-clicked your mouse?
American Pie 2
Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.
Jim: Thanks, Dad.
Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.
Heather: Hey, Marco, could you get your balls off me? **talking about soccer balls**
Oz: Hey, what the heck's goin' on over there?
Heather: Oh, those are just my flat-mates.
Michelle: Now don't freak out I'm gonna do something to push your threshold.
Jim: Ow that's cold. What is that?
Michelle: I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun?
Stifler: Brilliant. You found Lesbians.
Stifler: Good luck trying to break through that force field.
Jim: That counted.
Stifler: That totally counted.
Danielle: That's the way to kiss your mother.
Stifler: [to Finch] DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING.
American Pie: The wedding
Steve Stifler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
Steve Stifler: Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand?
[Hits Finch in the groin]
Steve Stifler: Bang-cock.
Paul Finch: Grandmotherfucker.
Steve Stifler: Motherfucker.
Paul Finch: [smiling] Yes, I am
Michelle: Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. It's like, monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.
Stifler: It's on like Donkey Kong, beeyotch.
Steve Stifler: I eat the shit here!
Steve Stifler: Are you saying I'm impolite?
Jim: "Impolite" would be an improvement.
American Pie presents: Band Camp
Matt Stifler: Bite my nuts and call me Skippy.
Matt Stifler: What the fuck!
Brandon's friend 1: Are you a rookie, you look lost?
Matt Stifler: Are you an asshole, you're hairy and you smell like shit!
Matt Stifler: How's that taste, Vande-cock? Mmmm... good, huh? Warm and salty? Yeah, it's a CUM-pletely new formula! 100% Stiffy Juice! SPF 69!
TheAntropoid
Legacy Member
Ooohh Mr Anderson ... SNOK SNOK SNOK.. aah nee das geen filmfragment 
Good the bad & Ugly ..
in dat verlaten stadje na een shoot-out gaat den slechten gaan lopen ... ligt er een briefje klaar op het bed. Den ugly dat met veel moeite het leest blijft haperen bij het laatste woord.
Pakt Clint den brief & zegt: Idiots... It's for you
Good the bad & Ugly ..
in dat verlaten stadje na een shoot-out gaat den slechten gaan lopen ... ligt er een briefje klaar op het bed. Den ugly dat met veel moeite het leest blijft haperen bij het laatste woord.
Pakt Clint den brief & zegt: Idiots... It's for you
TheAntropoid
Legacy Member
Beverly hills cop 3
Dien kaalkop flik komt aan in het Wonderland parkt & ziet dat het der volledig is kapot geschoten. Die Wonderland tune blijft er toch verder spelen...
Opeens merkt nen slechten hem op vanuit dat reuzenrad & begint der gelijk op te knallen..
Die kalen zo van shit shit shit.. pakt der een metrailleur & schiet dien bad guy uit dat rad.
Zegt i:"Will somebody turn of that fucking song"
Dien kaalkop flik komt aan in het Wonderland parkt & ziet dat het der volledig is kapot geschoten. Die Wonderland tune blijft er toch verder spelen...
Opeens merkt nen slechten hem op vanuit dat reuzenrad & begint der gelijk op te knallen..
Die kalen zo van shit shit shit.. pakt der een metrailleur & schiet dien bad guy uit dat rad.
Zegt i:"Will somebody turn of that fucking song"
souleH
Legacy Member
The Boondocks
Gin Rummy: I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean you have evidence of something that doesn't exist.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: What country are you from?
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: 'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Riley: Yeah.
Gin Rummy: So you understand the words I'm saying to you!
Riley: Yeah.
Gin Rummy: Well, what I'm saying is that there are known knowns and known unknowns. But there are also unknown things that we know we don't know.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: Say what again! Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more time!
Riley: So y'all was in Iraq together?
Gin Rummy: Yeah, we was in Iraq.
Riley: What did you do?
Gin Rummy: We was lookin' for weapons of mass destruction.
Riley: Did you ever find 'em?
Gin Rummy: You know goddamn well we ain't find them! What are you? Some kind of political humorist? You Garry Trudeau up in this bitch?
Sarah Dubois: Tom, did you erase all my mp3s?
Tom Dubois: Hey, file sharing is a crime. And I'm not gonna be anally raped so you can listen to Usher.
Gin Rummy: I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean you have evidence of something that doesn't exist.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: What country are you from?
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: 'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Riley: Yeah.
Gin Rummy: So you understand the words I'm saying to you!
Riley: Yeah.
Gin Rummy: Well, what I'm saying is that there are known knowns and known unknowns. But there are also unknown things that we know we don't know.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: Say what again! Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more time!
Riley: So y'all was in Iraq together?
Gin Rummy: Yeah, we was in Iraq.
Riley: What did you do?
Gin Rummy: We was lookin' for weapons of mass destruction.
Riley: Did you ever find 'em?
Gin Rummy: You know goddamn well we ain't find them! What are you? Some kind of political humorist? You Garry Trudeau up in this bitch?
Sarah Dubois: Tom, did you erase all my mp3s?
Tom Dubois: Hey, file sharing is a crime. And I'm not gonna be anally raped so you can listen to Usher.
Gromme
Legacy Member
The parody versie van MTV awards (Matrix)
Neo staat er met stiffler en justin timberlake bij the architect....
Architect draait zijn stoel om....
- Hello, I'm the architect but pleaseeee call me larry....
Larry the Architect: The door on my right leads you two to the MTV 2003 Movie Awards. The door on my left leads pussy boy here back to his bitch. Yeah, G... You can't handle it! And the little mini door is for Muffin to go out and piddle. Hey... Hey... You! No... no... no... You are bizarre.
Larry the Architect: Neo was originally the chosen one to host the show, but he's been a little distracted lately...
Neo: Trinity!
Larry the Architect: See! I told you. He is completely pussy-whipped.
Larry the Architect: Ergo... therefore... vis a vis... you know what? I have no idea what the hell I am saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool.
Stuk waar alles Agents (stifflers) op Justin springen.
Stiffler steekt zijn vinger in de mond en fluisterd .... Wet willy, mr Timberlake
Stuk waar Gollem word awarded.
Andy Serkis: I would like to say a big thank you to all the MTV fans, to all the Lord of the Rings fans, and to everybody who worked on Gollum. It's a complete marriage of skills...
Gollum: You're a lier, and a thief! It's mine! I won it! It was me! We only won because of me!
Smeagol: And me. MTV is my friend. My friend...
Gollum: You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!
Smeagol: Dobby likes me!
Gollum: Dobby? Dobby's a fucking fag!
Andy Serkis: That's enough, Gollum.
Gollum: Piss off, Serkis! You stupid fat woofish fucking turd!
Andy Serkis: I'm... I'm not fat.
Gollum: We're not gonna thank anyone, no no! Not you, not MTV, and not those pixel pushing pindicks at Weta Digital! And Peter Jackson, my precious, who do you think you are, you fucking hack! Shame on you! Shame on you! Go fuck yourself!
Smeagol: Not listening. Not listening.
Gollum: Frankly, nothing can compensate for the long hours and low pay and miserable experience we've had making this fucking movie. And if you think a shitty little tub of gold popcorn is gonna remotely make up for everything we've suffered, you're sadly fucking mistaken! You're all bastards! MTV sucks! We hate you all!
Smeagol: Goodnight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYzLvq6f72I
Neo staat er met stiffler en justin timberlake bij the architect....
Architect draait zijn stoel om....
- Hello, I'm the architect but pleaseeee call me larry....
Larry the Architect: The door on my right leads you two to the MTV 2003 Movie Awards. The door on my left leads pussy boy here back to his bitch. Yeah, G... You can't handle it! And the little mini door is for Muffin to go out and piddle. Hey... Hey... You! No... no... no... You are bizarre.
Larry the Architect: Neo was originally the chosen one to host the show, but he's been a little distracted lately...
Neo: Trinity!
Larry the Architect: See! I told you. He is completely pussy-whipped.
Larry the Architect: Ergo... therefore... vis a vis... you know what? I have no idea what the hell I am saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool.
Stuk waar alles Agents (stifflers) op Justin springen.
Stiffler steekt zijn vinger in de mond en fluisterd .... Wet willy, mr Timberlake
Stuk waar Gollem word awarded.
Andy Serkis: I would like to say a big thank you to all the MTV fans, to all the Lord of the Rings fans, and to everybody who worked on Gollum. It's a complete marriage of skills...
Gollum: You're a lier, and a thief! It's mine! I won it! It was me! We only won because of me!
Smeagol: And me. MTV is my friend. My friend...
Gollum: You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!
Smeagol: Dobby likes me!
Gollum: Dobby? Dobby's a fucking fag!
Andy Serkis: That's enough, Gollum.
Gollum: Piss off, Serkis! You stupid fat woofish fucking turd!
Andy Serkis: I'm... I'm not fat.
Gollum: We're not gonna thank anyone, no no! Not you, not MTV, and not those pixel pushing pindicks at Weta Digital! And Peter Jackson, my precious, who do you think you are, you fucking hack! Shame on you! Shame on you! Go fuck yourself!
Smeagol: Not listening. Not listening.
Gollum: Frankly, nothing can compensate for the long hours and low pay and miserable experience we've had making this fucking movie. And if you think a shitty little tub of gold popcorn is gonna remotely make up for everything we've suffered, you're sadly fucking mistaken! You're all bastards! MTV sucks! We hate you all!
Smeagol: Goodnight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYzLvq6f72I
Het archief is een bevroren moment uit een vorige versie van dit forum, met andere regels en andere bazen. Deze posts weerspiegelen op geen enkele manier onze huidige ideeën, waarden of wereldbeelden en zijn op sommige plaatsen gecensureerd wegens ontoelaatbaar. Veel zijn in een andere tijdsgeest gemaakt, al dan niet ironisch - zoals in het ironische subforum Off-Topic - en zouden op dit moment niet meer gepost (mogen) worden. Toch bieden we dit archief nog graag aan als informatiedatabank en naslagwerk. Lees er hier meer over of start een gesprek met anderen.