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they are here arent they? Mr. mulder, they've been here for a long, long time

Robocop
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OCP President (To Dick): "You're fired!" Robocop: "Thank you!" (Blasts Dick out window.)"
- Robocop/OCP President

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me..."
- Robocop

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
- Bixby Berkeley

"He's a copkiller"
- Robocop

"Stop or there will be trouble"
- Robocop

"Think it over creep"
- Robocop

"RoboCop: Book him! Sgt. Reed: What's the charge? RoboCop: He's a cop killer. "
- RoboCop and Sgt Reed

Dead or alive, you're coming with me , zalig om te zien haha!

you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite
mr blonde

Family guy

Am I ok ? I'm as OK as your face!

Gavin zei:

:naughty:

tommy!

Klik om te vergroten...

Ah sowieso ja.



Ce qui compte, c'est pas la chute... c'est l'aterissage.
- La Haine

Zoiets toch.

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

At 30, you need a character



en natuurlijk: i'm gonna make him ....

Austin Powers
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Austin Powers: Yeah, baby, yeah

Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

Austin: Oh, be-have.

Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?

Austin Powers: She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.

[returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.

Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott Evil: You always do that!

Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please

Austin Powers: Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?

Dr. Evil: Son, wouldn't you like to see what daddy does for a living?
Scott Evil: Blow me.
Dr. Evil: What?
Scott Evil: Show me.

[Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

Austin: How could you sleep with Fat Bastard?
Felicity Shagwell: I was just doing my duty, Austin. I had to.
Austin: No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.

Vanessa Kensington: Do you smoke after sex?
Austin: I don't know, baby, I never looked.

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Nog eentje van mijn favorieten:

You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska.
So dress warm.

- Scarface

"Hey, Blinkin'"
- "Did you say Abe Lincoln?"

... Mel Brooks' Films

Gang Leader: Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell.
Chris: Don't fuck with the babysitter.

adventures in babysitting.


"Laugh it up, fuzzball."

Star wars V.

Nog een coole uitspraak die ik me herinner, denk van Crodile Dundee maar ben niet zeker.

"See you later, alligator."

Con Air:

Local cop: I got a problem with a corpse.
Larkin: Yeah?
Local cop: Yeah, fell from the sky. I don't think he's an astronaut.

"this town is like one big pussy, ready to be fucked"

Tony montana

aja en van team spirit, die gats van de buffalo boys:

"komn der noch?"
"of datter noch komn"

"meneer, hij heeft mij gespeekt!"

Anna: I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them! Don't stand around talking about it!


Van Helsing

[Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room]
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam]
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.


Tuco: If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

"If u build it, he will come"

Weinig gesnapt van dieje film.
Een van de Hellraisers

Moss "What's your name?"
Blake " FUCK YOU, that's my name!! You know why, Mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!! "

- glengarry glen ross 1992 met o.a. Al Pacino, Jack Lemmon, Kevin Spacey en Alec Baldwin..

Mijn persoonlijke favoriet ALLER TIJDEN..

Ik heb de Monoloog gefilmd en online gezet http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5121435986566265765&q=glengarry+glen+ross
dont mind the quality