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n9ne · 3 apr 2009

omegle.com

You: hi
Stranger: chick
You: yes
Stranger: i am
You: tits?
Stranger: yes
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Stranger: very big
You: mine are bigger
You: sorry
Stranger: lol u win
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You: hi
Stranger: bonjour
You: haven't you heard?
Stranger: Q'est que s'pas
You: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Stranger: CRANK THAT BIRD WALK
You: yes
Stranger: SUPERMAN
You: but only if you're a *****
Stranger: O
You: ge zijt toch genen migrant eh?
Stranger: what is *****
Stranger: Is that dutch
You: sinterklaas zijnen helper
You: gij stouten piet
Stranger: To be honest being Dutch is worst than being a nigger
You: thank god i'm not dutch
Stranger: hahahahahahah
You: belgium <3
You: but you speak french so you suck the most ass
You: sorry bout that
Stranger: isnt Belgium just a shit version of holland and france
You: can't you adopt wallonie?
Stranger: thats what people tell me
You: that's cause your friends are black
You: they talk shit
Stranger: I only have one friend who is black and his name is Reggie
You: you should be banned for life for that
Stranger: Also he is from Cuba and speaks only spanish so I can never comprehend what he is saying
You: ofc you live in france so that's enough punishment
Stranger: I live in Boston n00b
Stranger: lol n00b
Stranger: who even says that any more

Phil · 3 apr 2009

Moet dat grappig zijn? xD

kil911ler · 3 apr 2009

God damn it, you sick fuck.

RaGeR · 3 apr 2009

You are teh internets

n9ne · 3 apr 2009

ik vond het toch fkes grappig :unsure:

_DKsissor_ · 3 apr 2009

kvond de birdwalk wel iets hebbe :unsure:

Rage · 3 apr 2009

leuke site die omegle

Ik heb wel enkel normale gesprekken gedaan.

Daarnet gechat met een kerel uit Illinois die over zijn moeder bezig was. Hij zei dat die regelmatig met Jezus en God sprak.

Ik zei: hehe, but it's ok if it helps her with stuff I guess
zijn antwoord: lol no, she is crazy

DéWé · 3 apr 2009

Ik heb net met Karl gesproken een 27 jarige italiaan die heel graag had dat ik skype gaf. Pedo spotted!

Oja, ik was een 19 jarige vrouw, just for the fun of it :unsure:

_DKsissor_ · 3 apr 2009

kben net geownd :

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WillemVM · 3 apr 2009

lol, hoe cool

Zaconian · 3 apr 2009

ik geraak ni verder dan hi

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niemand ziet mij graag

SkIpPy_UCB · 3 apr 2009

Ben opt moment aant chatten met iemand van Hong Kong

WillemVM · 3 apr 2009

Stranger: Paramore, you know them ?
You: yeah
You: I think they suck
You: but then again
You: I'm a metalhead
You: not that i'm close minded
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Cookiebear · 3 apr 2009

link?
(ja... ik ben te lui om te typen

)

Razzia · 3 apr 2009

Cookiebear zei:
link?
(ja... ik ben te lui om te typen )

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|.THE WHO GIVES A | | |'""|""\_ ,_
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TOOT TOOT

Cookiebear · 3 apr 2009

i just got served...

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TrsH · 3 apr 2009

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup?
Stranger: o que?
You: o qua?
You: wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: o quo?
You: you seen ma poontang?
Stranger: i dont understend
You: whats there to understand?
You: there is no spoon
Stranger: fck
You: nah not after the first date
You: you french people are to fast
Stranger: im not french
You: portugese
Stranger: me too
You: i'm not
You: i'm belgian
You: but i know little portugese
Stranger: mm....
You: dujardinero
Stranger: entende o que eu falo?

You: means gardners
Stranger: jardineiro means gardners

You: si
Stranger: say something in your lenguage
You: e você?
You: ik heb grote borsten
Stranger: e eu o que?
Stranger: what this means?
You: Eu tenho seios grandes
You:

haha wanne zever.
het eindigde met het vragen naar mijn MSN lol
mja vriendin begon al jaloers te worden

nixie · 4 apr 2009

lol i love the bird thing ^^

Lospeed · 4 apr 2009

'k vin't nie grappig

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Booka Shade · 4 apr 2009

Ik heb het ook is geprobeerd whahah =)

Nekeer gedaan alsofk e wijf was, hij geloofde het eerst niet, maar als ik het aanhield begon hem vriendelijker en vriendelijker te worden

Losers tbh xD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: do you have penis or vagina?
You: vagina
You: weird question tbh
Stranger: yeah right
You: ?
Stranger: youre a dude righth?
You: omg, i'm a girl
You: ...
Stranger: yeah, you probably bulshitting me, but hey. hows your vagina
You: i'm not going answer questions like that!
Stranger: there are only horny or disturped guys out here
You: and ur 1 of them
Stranger: its getting to me
Stranger: where you from?
You: Germany
You: u?
Stranger: arbeit mach frei!
Stranger: finland
You: ok
You: we aren't proud at that sentence tbh
Stranger: you guys burnt the lappland
You: We didn't do anything...
Stranger: ww2
Stranger: oka, past it past
You: yh i know lol, but it's not like we did it
Stranger: what are you doing the re
Stranger: this tmi at night?
You: i'm going 2 school.
You: ow lol
Stranger: sorry for bad english
You: i was bored, and a gf of me sent me a link to this site
You: my english is bad 2
Stranger: this is first time i have tried this also
Stranger: pretty amazing
You: my 3rd time this night
You: yh it's weird indeed
Stranger: did you succeed at the 2 first tryings
Stranger: bathroombrake! 30 sec
You: my first 2 times sucked hard
You: they weren't friendly
Stranger: back
Stranger: there are no friendlys alot aroud here
You: no you weren't either in the beginning
You:
Stranger: well, i finland, we dont really like the germans alot
Stranger: becauce what happened 1942
You: uhu , but i meant the 'vagina or penis' part
Stranger: o that one.
You: but i gtg, i have volleybal tomoz
Stranger: i got bored whit those dudes, and tried that
Stranger: volleyboll is nice. at the summertime. beach...
You: i play it indoor, but sometime on the beach 2
Stranger: its a fun game
You: yes it is
Stranger: whitch part of germay do you live in?
You: but on the beach the sand allways get's in my clothes
Stranger: mine too
You: how old are u btw?
Stranger: but its still nice you know
You: yh
Stranger: too old for you
You: lol
You: i'm 22
Stranger: let me guess you are 20
You:
Stranger: ok 22
You: u?
Stranger: im 30
You: k
Stranger: what do you do for a living
Stranger: or are you in school or something
You: school
You: i'm learning 2 become teacher in physics
Stranger: wow do you like it
Stranger: ?
You: yh
You: but it's hard
Stranger: how many years left?
You: my last 1
Stranger: do you have a job waiting for you?
You: no not yet
You: it's crisis
You: what do you do for living
You: ?
Stranger: youll get one
Stranger: im a paramedic
You: wow that's nice
Stranger: been one for 8 years now
You: nice
Stranger: never a different day
You: I can imagine
You: but that's better then allways the same day
Stranger: but i like it
You: But i'm going 2 sleap now, very nice talking to you
Stranger: that was what i ment
You: Maybe c u again here
Stranger: good night sleep well!
You: ty, u2
Stranger: bye
You: BB

Hij weet wel veel om het voor de eerste keer te doen

PEDOOOOOO
Mak ben gedisconnected, begon het een beetje zielig te vinden voor hem :unsure:

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