Archief - Je glimlach van vandaag - deel 5

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mojo jojo

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net 2 muggen in 1 klap dood gekletst.
That's for sucking my blood bitchezz
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GenesisX

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Chausseurs de Dragons (Dragon Hunters); zalige animatiefilm! In mijn ogen veel meer detail dan één of andere Pixar-film. Zeker in Full HD :love:.
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Dennoman

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Heerlijk gevoel als iets prima blijkt te werken na urenlange frustratie waarin ge denkt dat het kutding kapot is :love:
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gille

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Yay, eindelijk klaar met het rippen van That 70's Show DVD... DVD's rippen is zo bloody saai. Nuja, nu moet'k al tenminste die DVD niet meer naar mijn kot meesleuren als ik er wil naar kijken ^^
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Savage

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Cypress Hill had echt wel zin in het optreden. Beste show sinds lang.
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Joeshoe

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Kmoet vanaf maandag beginnen werken, en ik zie nu op de uurrooster dat maandag mijn verlofdag is van die week :D
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TiZon

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YaMo zei:
E-mails from an Asshole :rofl:
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Sandra,

My parrot is 2 years old. I don't have any pictures, but he looks like a typical parrot.

We are getting rid of him because my wife does not like him. My wife and I argue a lot, and the parrot seems to have picked up some of the things I have said and just shouts them at my wife when she walks by. I think the final straw was when the parrot called her a "stupid fat twat." She takes it personally, even though I tell her that she shouldn't be self-conscious just because a parrot thinks she is fat. Now I will admit that I trained it to say "nice cellulite, bitch" whenever my wife walks by, but the parrot pretty much just curses at everyone now. Whenever I walk in the door, it calls me a "cocksucking grundle licker." It kind of gets annoying when it is the first thing I hear after working all day.

Also, I let my friend watch the parrot for a week when I was on vacation, and ever since then, the parrot sings "The Final Countdown" by Europe every night at 4 in the morning. It often wakes me up and I am tired of it. I don't even like that song.

The parrot also has an issue with defecating in its cage. It will wait until I let it out, and then immediately fly over to the kitchen and shit on my food. If I don't let him out, he starts yelling "I have to shit!" until I let him out. It can go on for hours.

My wife pretty much told me either the parrot goes, or she will leave me. So I have no choice but to get rid of him. His name is Sam. I think he will be great for your kids, as long as they aren't fat and won't take the insults he yells at them personally.

I can set up a time for you to come check him out this week if you want. What day works for you?

Mike

/strijk
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EternalSilence

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TiZon zei:
Sandra,

My parrot is 2 years old. I don't have any pictures, but he looks like a typical parrot.

We are getting rid of him because my wife does not like him. My wife and I argue a lot, and the parrot seems to have picked up some of the things I have said and just shouts them at my wife when she walks by. I think the final straw was when the parrot called her a "stupid fat twat." She takes it personally, even though I tell her that she shouldn't be self-conscious just because a parrot thinks she is fat. Now I will admit that I trained it to say "nice cellulite, bitch" whenever my wife walks by, but the parrot pretty much just curses at everyone now. Whenever I walk in the door, it calls me a "cocksucking grundle licker." It kind of gets annoying when it is the first thing I hear after working all day.

Also, I let my friend watch the parrot for a week when I was on vacation, and ever since then, the parrot sings "The Final Countdown" by Europe every night at 4 in the morning. It often wakes me up and I am tired of it. I don't even like that song.

The parrot also has an issue with defecating in its cage. It will wait until I let it out, and then immediately fly over to the kitchen and shit on my food. If I don't let him out, he starts yelling "I have to shit!" until I let him out. It can go on for hours.

My wife pretty much told me either the parrot goes, or she will leave me. So I have no choice but to get rid of him. His name is Sam. I think he will be great for your kids, as long as they aren't fat and won't take the insults he yells at them personally.

I can set up a time for you to come check him out this week if you want. What day works for you?

Mike

/strijk
Klik om te vergroten...

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komt dat eens tegen, met u papagaai xD
'i have to shit' :lol:
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