* It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns
* Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. - Giuseppe Garibaldi
(bacchus zijnde de romeinse god van wijn / roes / dronkenschap)
* Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
* You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* I use to think drinking was bad, so i stop thinking
* Act single, see double, drink triple
* I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
* Nothing in life is absolute only vodka