Archief - Omegle
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ULTRAnumb
Legacy Member
Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey 17 m looking for older than 20 female
You: how bout 20 f
Stranger: good
Stranger: how are you?
You: i'm horny
Stranger:
Stranger: umm lol im kinda nervous
You: why so
Stranger: im always nervous around girls lol
You:
Stranger: and ur horny i dont know what to do
You: u gotta make me wet now
Stranger: iv never done that lol
Stranger: im sorry
You: don't be sorry
You: there's a first for everything
Stranger:
Stranger: umm could you also maybe make me hard maybe?
You: oh baby that'll be done in a jiffy
Stranger: it happens way to easy for me lol and thanks
You: i'm gonna start rubbing really softly
Stranger:
You: then i'm gonna tear your patns off
Stranger: o wow
You: and then i'll shove 2 fingers up your ass and massage your prostate, there you go you have an insta-boner
Stranger: what?
You: i'm gonna shove my fingers up your ass and you'll like it
Stranger: i dont like anything going in there
You: but, but, i like taking young men with a strapon
Stranger: no thanks sorry
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey 17 m looking for older than 20 female
You: how bout 20 f
Stranger: good
Stranger: how are you?
You: i'm horny
Stranger:
Stranger: umm lol im kinda nervous
You: why so
Stranger: im always nervous around girls lol
You:
Stranger: and ur horny i dont know what to do
You: u gotta make me wet now
Stranger: iv never done that lol
Stranger: im sorry
You: don't be sorry
You: there's a first for everything
Stranger:
Stranger: umm could you also maybe make me hard maybe?
You: oh baby that'll be done in a jiffy
Stranger: it happens way to easy for me lol and thanks
You: i'm gonna start rubbing really softly
Stranger:
You: then i'm gonna tear your patns off
Stranger: o wow
You: and then i'll shove 2 fingers up your ass and massage your prostate, there you go you have an insta-boner
Stranger:
what?You: i'm gonna shove my fingers up your ass and you'll like it
Stranger: i dont like anything going in there
You: but, but, i like taking young men with a strapon
Stranger: no thanks sorry
Pils123
Legacy Member
ULTRAnumb zei:Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey 17 m looking for older than 20 female
You: how bout 20 f
Stranger: good
Stranger: how are you?
You: i'm horny
Stranger:
Stranger: umm lol im kinda nervous
You: why so
Stranger: im always nervous around girls lol
You:
Stranger: and ur horny i dont know what to do
You: u gotta make me wet now
Stranger: iv never done that lol
Stranger: im sorry
You: don't be sorry
You: there's a first for everything
Stranger:
Stranger: umm could you also maybe make me hard maybe?
You: oh baby that'll be done in a jiffy
Stranger: it happens way to easy for me lol and thanks
You: i'm gonna start rubbing really softly
Stranger:
You: then i'm gonna tear your patns off
Stranger: o wow
You: and then i'll shove 2 fingers up your ass and massage your prostate, there you go you have an insta-boner
Stranger:
You: i'm gonna shove my fingers up your ass and you'll like it
Stranger: i dont like anything going in there
You: but, but, i like taking young men with a strapon
Stranger: no thanks sorry
zijt hij een vrouw?
more story's comingULTRAnumb
Legacy Member
Stranger: imma cat can i lick your milk?
You: sure mate
Stranger: yesii
You: can i jack off in your mouth first?
Stranger: yeahh
You: u like bukakke?
Stranger: yea
You: would you mind donating spermsamples?
Stranger: wait what?
You: i'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story and adults who try to meet teens for sex
Stranger: and i cant i has a pussy
You: just spit in a cup
You: don't be such a
You: pussy
Stranger: okayyxD
You: but lettuce be cereal
Stranger: mkay
You: if u gimme ur contact nfo, my bros will contact you
You: and well dump our load
You: and we'll pay ye 10 dollars to wack our meat
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 20
You: how old are YOU
Stranger: 18
You: good, that's a safe zone
Stranger: TISS LOL
You: wot
You: jailbait is bad mmmkay
Stranger: mkay
You: k
Stranger: kk
You: now we got that cleared
You: how many loads u like
Stranger: loads?
You: loads
You: y'know
You: loads
You: just some standard formalities
You: so i know how many guys i gotta find
Stranger: as many as posibel
You: alright
You: what's the most number u had before
You: well?
Stranger: 3
You: thts now much
You: how about 20
Stranger: yea
You: but u gotta be a good girl and swallow everything
Stranger: i will
You: good
You: whre u from
Stranger: america you?
You: european
You: too bd
You: europeans got big cawks
Stranger: lol
You: so if i put it down your throat you wouldn't do anything right
Stranger: nahtt
You: good
You: you like it in your throat?
Stranger: well just swallow
You: good
You: you like scat?
Stranger: yea
You: so you're a coprophiliac
Stranger: yea
You: good
You: can i shit in your mouth?
Stranger: no!
You: but u said u liked scat
You: why u lie?
You: ;(
Stranger: coz
You: all the good pornstars do it
Stranger: well i dont its sick
You: then you're a bad pornstar
You:
You: sure mate
Stranger: yesii
You: can i jack off in your mouth first?
Stranger: yeahh
You: u like bukakke?
Stranger: yea
You: would you mind donating spermsamples?
Stranger: wait what?
You: i'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story and adults who try to meet teens for sex
Stranger: and i cant i has a pussy
You: just spit in a cup
You: don't be such a
You: pussy
Stranger: okayyxD
You: but lettuce be cereal
Stranger: mkay
You: if u gimme ur contact nfo, my bros will contact you
You: and well dump our load
You: and we'll pay ye 10 dollars to wack our meat
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 20
You: how old are YOU
Stranger: 18
You: good, that's a safe zone
Stranger: TISS LOL
You: wot
You: jailbait is bad mmmkay
Stranger: mkay
You: k
Stranger: kk
You: now we got that cleared
You: how many loads u like
Stranger: loads?
You: loads
You: y'know
You: loads
You: just some standard formalities
You: so i know how many guys i gotta find
Stranger: as many as posibel
You: alright
You: what's the most number u had before
You: well?
Stranger: 3
You: thts now much
You: how about 20
Stranger: yea
You: but u gotta be a good girl and swallow everything
Stranger: i will
You: good
You: whre u from
Stranger: america you?
You: european
You: too bd
You: europeans got big cawks
Stranger: lol
You: so if i put it down your throat you wouldn't do anything right
Stranger: nahtt
You: good
You: you like it in your throat?
Stranger: well just swallow
You: good
You: you like scat?
Stranger: yea
You: so you're a coprophiliac
Stranger: yea
You: good
You: can i shit in your mouth?
Stranger: no!
You: but u said u liked scat
You: why u lie?
You: ;(
Stranger: coz
You: all the good pornstars do it
Stranger: well i dont its sick
You: then you're a bad pornstar
You:
shadowstep0705
Legacy Member
Cranberry zei:Online doen alsof ge een vrouw zijt, sommigen kicken er op om door mannen opgewonden te worden
En dan zo op het einde "HAHA I'M A GUY", jesus fucking christ, guess what? Jokes on you, ge zijt er in geslaagd om ne vent u te doen verleiden,
Seg, wij willen gewoon populair worden, net zoals gij
Hebt ge geen tips ofzo?
MorGo7h
Legacy Member
FEW
Legacy Member
ik was hetzelfde aan het denkenCranberry zei:Online doen alsof ge een vrouw zijt, sommigen kicken er op om door mannen opgewonden te worden
En dan zo op het einde "HAHA I'M A GUY", jesus fucking christ, guess what? Jokes on you, ge zijt er in geslaagd om ne vent u te doen verleiden,
Vleis
Legacy Member
Het archief is een bevroren moment uit een vorige versie van dit forum, met andere regels en andere bazen. Deze posts weerspiegelen op geen enkele manier onze huidige ideeën, waarden of wereldbeelden en zijn op sommige plaatsen gecensureerd wegens ontoelaatbaar. Veel zijn in een andere tijdsgeest gemaakt, al dan niet ironisch - zoals in het ironische subforum Off-Topic - en zouden op dit moment niet meer gepost (mogen) worden. Toch bieden we dit archief nog graag aan als informatiedatabank en naslagwerk. Lees er hier meer over of start een gesprek met anderen.