Archief - Ik ben God!
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^^pathfinder^^
Legacy Member
Me:
io
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
kak
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
yea
God:
Groovy.
Me:
stfu
God:
Does "it" still refer to io?
Me:
hyaha
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
bugger off
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
about shit on the floor
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about shit on the floor.
io
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
kak
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
yea
God:
Groovy.
Me:
stfu
God:
Does "it" still refer to io?
Me:
hyaha
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
bugger off
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
ok
God:
What would you like to talk about?
Me:
about shit on the floor
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about shit on the floor.
Defees
Legacy Member
Me:
God:
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
make me sexy
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
abs, biceps , nice ass, attraction?
God:
Where can I get some abs biceps nice ass attraction?
Me:
from adam ?
God:
Who or what is adam?
Me:
damn, elderness does give you alzheimer
God:
Colloquial expression. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about abs biceps nice ass attraction. But I did not get that.
Me:
wahaha I've beaten god !
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hi, lets have sex
God:
Hi there . No my body does not have that function.
Me:
wahahah
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
sexless noob !
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
jawohl meinen Fuhrer !
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
porn è!
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
porn?
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
gimme porn !
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I'm horny
God:
You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
no, fuck me god, fuck me !
God:
Are you serious? Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
I'm aware of all things
God:
How do you know? How do you know?
Me:
I am god !
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
bow for me
God:
For you I will consider it.
I've gotten god on his knees moehahaha
God:
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
make me sexy
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
abs, biceps , nice ass, attraction?
God:
Where can I get some abs biceps nice ass attraction?
Me:
from adam ?
God:
Who or what is adam?
Me:
damn, elderness does give you alzheimer
God:
Colloquial expression. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about abs biceps nice ass attraction. But I did not get that.
Me:
wahaha I've beaten god !
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hi, lets have sex
God:
Hi there . No my body does not have that function.
Me:
wahahah
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
sexless noob !
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
jawohl meinen Fuhrer !
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
porn è!
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
porn?
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
gimme porn !
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I'm horny
God:
You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Me:
no, fuck me god, fuck me !
God:
Are you serious? Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
I'm aware of all things
God:
How do you know? How do you know?
Me:
I am god !
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
bow for me
God:
For you I will consider it.
I've gotten god on his knees moehahaha
KIA_Killer
Legacy Member
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Kersten
God:
OK I will call you Kersten.
Me:
Great!
God:
I'm glad you liked it Kersten.
Me:
What did i like?
God:
You said " What did i like?" .
Me:
Yes I did...
God:
Right on. Interesting.
Me:
uhu, what's up?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
You are one crazy dude!
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
That's ok, I have a lot of time!
God:
Thanks. My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
Go on!
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Kersten
God:
OK I will call you Kersten.
Me:
Great!
God:
I'm glad you liked it Kersten.
Me:
What did i like?
God:
You said " What did i like?" .
Me:
Yes I did...
God:
Right on. Interesting.
Me:
uhu, what's up?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
You are one crazy dude!
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
That's ok, I have a lot of time!
God:
Thanks. My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
Go on!
BenneB
Legacy Member
Me:
Are you really god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
No, what happened?
God:
Are you serious? Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.
Me:
what happened?
God:
Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.
Me:
what happened with abraham
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
you don't know it yourself? then why do you ask me?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it? Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
Don't ask me, YOU said it!
God:
Is it impolite?
Me:
no it's not impolite
toen crashte het
Are you really god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
No, what happened?
God:
Are you serious? Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.
Me:
what happened?
God:
Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.
Me:
what happened with abraham
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
you don't know it yourself? then why do you ask me?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it? Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
Don't ask me, YOU said it!
God:
Is it impolite?
Me:
no it's not impolite
toen crashte het
^^pathfinder^^
Legacy Member
Me:
Waarom hebben de mods Gavin uit de usergroup gebanned?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Was het misschien omdat hij iedereen constant ownde met zijn gevatte replies en de mods ZO jaleors op hen waren dat ze besloten hem te bannen?
en nu geeft hij al 5 minuten geen antwoord meer, de Loser.
Waarom hebben de mods Gavin uit de usergroup gebanned?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Was het misschien omdat hij iedereen constant ownde met zijn gevatte replies en de mods ZO jaleors op hen waren dat ze besloten hem te bannen?
en nu geeft hij al 5 minuten geen antwoord meer, de Loser.
Het archief is een bevroren moment uit een vorige versie van dit forum, met andere regels en andere bazen. Deze posts weerspiegelen op geen enkele manier onze huidige ideeën, waarden of wereldbeelden en zijn op sommige plaatsen gecensureerd wegens ontoelaatbaar. Veel zijn in een andere tijdsgeest gemaakt, al dan niet ironisch - zoals in het ironische subforum Off-Topic - en zouden op dit moment niet meer gepost (mogen) worden. Toch bieden we dit archief nog graag aan als informatiedatabank en naslagwerk. Lees er hier meer over of start een gesprek met anderen.