kisthechef
Legacy Member
Die series zijn inderdaad fantastisch.
Maar voor mij is het toch The Office dat er bovenuit steekt hoor, vooral die aflevering met de studiedag, waar David z'n gitaar bovenhaalt. En dan die aflevering met die quiz, waar David en z'n maat het niet kunnen hebben dat ze verliezen. Ze willen dan hun mannelijkheid bewijzen. daarom smijten ze die loser z'n schoen over het gebouw. (hilarisch voor wie het gezien heeft)
paar quotes:
“What is the single most important thing for a company? Is it the building? Is it the stock? Is it the turnover? It’s the people, investment in people. My proudest moment here wasn’t when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No. It was a young Greek guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me and he went ‘Mr. Brent, will you be the Godfather to my child?’.
Didn’t happen in the end. We had to let him go, he was rubbish. He was rubbish!”
“I’m assistant regional manager.”
“Assistant to the regional manager.”
“I watched that Peak Practice.”
“Yeah, I’ve never seen it.”
“Bloody repeat.”
“Annoying innit?”
“Not for me, I hadn't seen it.”
“Boring isn’t it? Just staying in, watching Peak Practice with your life.”
“mmm, yeah.”
“Not for me. I like it.”
“Yeah, I just stayed in, had a big wank”
“Gareth, quick test exercise, ultimate fantasy?”
“hmm?”
“We’re just doing the ultimate fantasy, we’re all doing it.”
“Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching.”
“oh, um, Tim? Do you have one?”
“I’d never thought I’d have to say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?”
En den allerbesten (maar waarschijnlijk vooral als ge het gezien hebt):
“All farmers have wives.”
“This one doesn’t, he’s gay.”
“Well, then, he shouldn’t be allowed near animals should he.”
Maar voor mij is het toch The Office dat er bovenuit steekt hoor, vooral die aflevering met de studiedag, waar David z'n gitaar bovenhaalt. En dan die aflevering met die quiz, waar David en z'n maat het niet kunnen hebben dat ze verliezen. Ze willen dan hun mannelijkheid bewijzen. daarom smijten ze die loser z'n schoen over het gebouw. (hilarisch voor wie het gezien heeft)
paar quotes:
“What is the single most important thing for a company? Is it the building? Is it the stock? Is it the turnover? It’s the people, investment in people. My proudest moment here wasn’t when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No. It was a young Greek guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me and he went ‘Mr. Brent, will you be the Godfather to my child?’.
Didn’t happen in the end. We had to let him go, he was rubbish. He was rubbish!”
“I’m assistant regional manager.”
“Assistant to the regional manager.”
“I watched that Peak Practice.”
“Yeah, I’ve never seen it.”
“Bloody repeat.”
“Annoying innit?”
“Not for me, I hadn't seen it.”
“Boring isn’t it? Just staying in, watching Peak Practice with your life.”
“mmm, yeah.”
“Not for me. I like it.”
“Yeah, I just stayed in, had a big wank”
“Gareth, quick test exercise, ultimate fantasy?”
“hmm?”
“We’re just doing the ultimate fantasy, we’re all doing it.”
“Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching.”
“oh, um, Tim? Do you have one?”
“I’d never thought I’d have to say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?”
En den allerbesten (maar waarschijnlijk vooral als ge het gezien hebt):
“All farmers have wives.”
“This one doesn’t, he’s gay.”
“Well, then, he shouldn’t be allowed near animals should he.”
Toen hij voor de foto op tafel ging liggen, in een werkelijk uitdagende positie dan nog, lach ik echt plat.





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