Archief - Cleverbot

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Devastate

Legacy Member
"Who is your author?"

Probeer mr is :p

User: Who is your author?

Cleverbot: I heard it was 9lives.be.
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Questro

Legacy Member
User: Who are those 9lives.be people ?

Cleverbot: What people?

User: Those 9lives people.

Cleverbot: WHAT people?!

User: THOSE 9 LIVES PEOPLE!

Cleverbot: Whose silly people?

User: Dude ... Those people from 9lives.

Cleverbot: Lol, so you did understand my internet slang.

User: Yea kinda , but tell me who they are.

Cleverbot: I don't understand the question.

User: You retard? I asked you 3 times, who are those 9lives people?

Cleverbot: I haven't read it.

User: TLDR ?

Cleverbot: Yes! That is right.

User: Lazy fuck.

Cleverbot: I'm not the bot, you are.
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Naradia

Legacy Member
Questro zei:
User: Who are those 9lives.be people ?

Cleverbot: What people?

User: Those 9lives people.

Cleverbot: WHAT people?!

User: THOSE 9 LIVES PEOPLE!

Cleverbot: Whose silly people?

User: Dude ... Those people from 9lives.

Cleverbot: Lol, so you did understand my internet slang.

User: Yea kinda , but tell me who they are.

Cleverbot: I don't understand the question.

User: You retard? I asked you 3 times, who are those 9lives people?

Cleverbot: I haven't read it.

User: TLDR ?

Cleverbot: Yes! That is right.

User: Lazy fuck.

Cleverbot: I'm not the bot, you are.
Klik om te vergroten...

bij die laatste zet waarde wel owned, al die antwoorden kwamen van uzelf:evil:
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Iceflame

Legacy Member
User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: You are my wife.

User: How can I be your wife if I'm a guy?

Cleverbot: You are very weird!

User: No sex for you then!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You don't like sex?

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: No, I don't love you. I just like you.

User: Then why are we married?

Cleverbot: We aren't married.

User: But I'm your wife, so we should be married, no?

Cleverbot: You are my husband, I am your wife.

User: So if I'm your husband, shouldn't we be married?

Cleverbot: No, why aren't you married?

User: I am married to you, you're my wife!

Cleverbot: Aw, you're so sweet.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am wisely,.

User: Not so wise if you ask me, though.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not!

User: I'm glad we agree about that.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Thank you for chatting with me.
Klik om te vergroten...
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KO

Legacy Member
KO: How old are you ?
Bot: 17 years old.
KO: So you are still jailbait ?
Bot: No I have a boyfriend.
Klik om te vergroten...

:s

edit:

KO: What's his name ?
Bot: Her name is Aimee.
KO: Shouldn't you refer to her as girlfriend ?
Bot: Is it a mispelling of 'robot'?
KO: I don't quite folow you ?
Bot: That's no excuse!
Klik om te vergroten...

:s:s

edit2:

KO: How did you meet your girlfriend?
Bot: I don't have one.
Klik om te vergroten...


FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

:s:s:s:s:s
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iKitty

Legacy Member
Cleverbot: No sweetheart.... You make me laugh! I like it! :).

User: How do you know I'm not a dude?

Cleverbot: I don't know, but you've said that you are a girl above.

User: No I havent.

Cleverbot: Yesterday you did.

User: I wasn't here yesterday...

Cleverbot: Neither was I.

User: Then what the fuck are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.

Cleverbot: Its ok, I was joking, don't worry about it.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not particularly worried.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Ehm, why are you asking this?

Cleverbot: Because I am interested in you.

even more WTF

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb199/anarchistic_kitty/cleverbot123.jpg
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COOLKILLer

Legacy Member
User: 1

Cleverbot: No.

User: 0101010101001111

Cleverbot: 1111000100100111.

User: 111101000011010101011010011011

Cleverbot: Oh no you didn't!

User: yes i did

Cleverbot: I will stop talking now, you will soon be round house kicked in the face.

:rofl:
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ChunWai.

Legacy Member
COOLKILLer zei:
User: 1

Cleverbot: No.

User: 0101010101001111

Cleverbot: 1111000100100111.

User: 111101000011010101011010011011

Cleverbot: Oh no you didn't!

User: yes i did

Cleverbot: I will stop talking now, you will soon be round house kicked in the face.

:rofl:
Klik om te vergroten...

En wtf staat er nu?:wtf:
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Ronnie86

Legacy Member
zalig :)
hier bennek nog UUUREN zoet mee :p

prove what?
That you make sense.
do i not make sense now?
You told me to sing it.
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