i would stuff a hose with 1 metre of barbed wire inside deep down inside my penis hole, pull the hose out leaving the wire, leave it there for 100 days pulling it out 1cm at a time via my arsehole, eat my blood and shit off the wire, shit it out, eat the shit, vomit that up, eat that vomit, shit it out again, mix it in a blender with brocolli and the cheesy yeast from oprah winfrey's pussy with a scabby rash while she was on her period, pour it down my left sinus, drink whatever came out my right sinus, shit that out, smear it on my cock and masturbate to gay midget pterodactyl porn at the same time as i rubbed it on my face, just to order a full cream milk latte with 1 sugar from the same starbucks that a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of her ugliest fattest friend did