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paiste
Legacy Member
fun om nieuwe mensen te leren kennen als ge niet kunt slapen bijvoorbeeld
mijn nieuwste aanwienst, 19 (wat jong), vrij mooi maar vooral intelligent! LOL
http://users.telenet.be/boardend/kewl.jpg haar msn gekregen
mijn nieuwste aanwienst, 19 (wat jong), vrij mooi maar vooral intelligent! LOL
http://users.telenet.be/boardend/kewl.jpg haar msn gekregen
ironhorn
Legacy Member
paiste zei:fun om nieuwe mensen te leren kennen als ge niet kunt slapen bijvoorbeeld
mijn nieuwste aanwienst, 19 (wat jong), vrij mooi maar vooral intelligent! LOL
http://users.telenet.be/boardend/kewl.jpg haar msn gekregen
nudiepics or it didn't happen
sw1ss
Legacy Member
paiste zei:fun om nieuwe mensen te leren kennen als ge niet kunt slapen bijvoorbeeld
mijn nieuwste aanwienst, 19 (wat jong), vrij mooi maar vooral intelligent! LOL
http://users.telenet.be/boardend/kewl.jpg haar msn gekregen
Nu praat ge daar ff mee, morgen denk't ge er nog ff aan en overmorgen zijt ge vergeten wie het ook weer was en delete ge ze uit u lijst.
ULTRAnumb
Legacy Member
epicness...
Stranger: sup
You: sup
Stranger: watcha doin
You: trying to dodge the usual nuts on roulette
Stranger: i hope i'm not one of them
Stranger: hey, nice blue light
You: lulz ty
You: but with nuts i mean real nuts
Stranger: what is that coming from
Stranger: what device
Stranger: oh
You: comp
Stranger: real nuts?
Stranger: like peanuts?
You: yea real disgusting nuts
You: no manly nuts
Stranger: or cashews?
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: ballz
You: lolol
You: ya
Stranger: ballsacks
Stranger: full of cheese
Stranger: organic cheeze
Stranger: and then you pour a little bit of mozarella on them
Stranger: and perfect you've got yourself a nice ballsack sandwich
Stranger: oh yeah i almost forgot
You: sounds delicious
Stranger: some lettuce and tomato would do good with that too
Stranger: along with some meat patties
Stranger: and some chili
Stranger: burns doesn't it?
Stranger: that's how it's supposed to feel
You: XD
Stranger: see you put the salt on the ballsack
Stranger: and it actually burns as in melts you see?
You: yea XD
Stranger: now if you need any help
Stranger: at all with this
Stranger: you can always contact me
Stranger: alright
Stranger: your brothers
You: lulz k
Stranger: will be always with you
You: i don't have any brothers lol
Stranger: remember NEVER GO WITHOUT A SANDWICH
Stranger: you do now homeboy
Stranger: get that red rocket
Stranger: right now
You: lolol
Stranger: the sandwich will taste better
You: i'm not hungry
Stranger: with a RED ROCKET
Stranger: come on red rocket
Stranger: you know it can also serve as a juice pouch
Stranger: in some cases
You: sounds secksy
Stranger: kind of like lemonade
Stranger: but not so much
You: what does it taste like
Stranger: it's got a sort of silky milk flavor
Stranger: that you would get from almost any dairy product
You: aaah
Stranger: really great
You: sounds good
Stranger: if i say so myself
Stranger: try it sometime
Stranger: and if your ballsack gets sweaty, put some salt on it
Stranger: that will dry it right up!
Stranger: be aware of the burn though
You: yum
Stranger: if you're not ready for the burn
Stranger: i know tasty right?
Stranger: you can even lick some of the salt off
You: sweaty sacks make me cum buckets
Stranger: but not all of it
Stranger: it is for drying too
Stranger: yes it sure is
Stranger: you know you can donate those buckets to some unfortunate kids at the orphanage
Stranger: they could use it well
You: rly?
Stranger: i am sure of it
You: how
Stranger: well you bring all the buckets to the orphange
Stranger: they load them out to the masses of the children there
Stranger: and then they all DIG IN!
Stranger: it is perfect and it is absolutely free!
You: and juicy
You: D=
Stranger: yes that too
You: so cumming on orphans is okay
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it won't burn them at all
Stranger: if that's what you were thinking
You: i dunno
Stranger: it's alright
You: they might scream
Stranger: it's ok you can keep them quiet
Stranger: no one will know
Stranger: trust me i know
You: epic
Stranger: from experience
Stranger: i know right
You: lulz
Stranger: it is called the Cum Novel
Stranger: by Frederick the Great
You: and he cums on little kids
Stranger: it's $10 at borders if you would like to check it out
You: lolz
You: epic
Stranger: $5 on AMAZON! WHAT A STEAL!?!?!
Stranger: dude you should get this for the holidays
You: $5 for an orphan on amazon?
Stranger: it could be a present for yourself
Stranger: or a loved one
Stranger: yes
Stranger: they offer it very cheap
You: or just for cooking
Stranger: cooking and for entertainment
You: sure, if u like screaming
Stranger: well you can stop them from screaming
Stranger: you know the drill
You: no not really
Stranger: FILL THEIR EARS WITH CUM!!!!!
Stranger: THAT IS THE WAY
You: lololol
Stranger: THE AMERICAN WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ooh rite
You: what's the european way
Stranger: oh that is buckets of cum
Stranger: pour it all over them
Stranger: head first
Stranger: you know?
You: aight
Stranger: that's pretty much all you need to know sir
You: bukake
You: =p
Stranger:
You: epicly
You: thank you kind sir
Stranger: oh they are coming out with an epic movie
Stranger: called "Cum" the movie
Stranger: i know it's sort of a misleading name
Stranger: but you'll know what it means when you see it
You: aight
Stranger:
You: kewl
Stranger: and your computer will help
Stranger: if you order the novel online!
You: =O
Stranger: i know it may seem frightening at first, but don't judge a book by it's cover!
You: what's on the cover
Stranger: do you really want to know?
You: yes
You: =D
Stranger: why the dance of a thousand penises
Stranger: filled with cum
You: wut
You: no titties?
Stranger: now you know why books are white
Stranger: whoops i've said too much!
Stranger: especially the pages
Stranger: you know how "used" books are all sticky and moldy
You: and stinky
Stranger: well that's how they do it
Stranger: yes indeed
You: cuz some old faggot jacked off on them
Stranger: 10 hours a day CUM CUM CUM
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but don't feel bad you can do it too
Stranger: we'll show them!!!!!!!!
You: hellyea!
Stranger: <
Stranger: YES SO YOU SHOULD ORDER THE BOOK RIGHT NOW
Stranger: FAST QUICK!
You: i dont have a visa
Stranger: ONLY $5 ON AMAZON
Stranger: it's ok master card, cum card
Stranger: they are all the same
You: i'll pay in natura
Stranger: sure
You: good for 10 books!
You: or 20!
Stranger: IT SURE IS!
Stranger: really good
You: i'll take an orphan with the book then
Stranger: but a cum card can give you...even more!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: orphan filled with cum?
You: i don't want my wallet all sticky
Stranger: from head to toe?
You: lulz
You: sounds pedobear
Stranger: oh then i don't suggest the cum card then
Stranger: how about the dick card
Stranger: just make sure you don't rub it too much ok?
You: dick card sounds gay
You: ain't there a tit card or somethin
Stranger: it's alright, in the end it all pays off
Stranger: there is a vagina card
You: bettar
Stranger: that is exclusive members-only cum card
You: i'm a VIP
Stranger: oh you are?
You: with buckets like these
Stranger: have you been doing this for years? decades?
Stranger: MEGA BUCKETS!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: FTW!
You: i've been doing it since i was 3
You: i'm that leet
Stranger: oh nice dude, nice!
Stranger: only you with that particular skill could pull that off so easily like that!
You: yea
You: might pulls
Stranger: the blue light helps doesn't it?
You: naw
Stranger: enhances the ambience...
You: i don't jack off to lights
Stranger: the colors of cum
Stranger: you sure?
Stranger: it's really fun
You: yep
Stranger: especially with...
Stranger: with...
Stranger: STROBE LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deze is nog leuk D:
> Connected, feel free to talk now
Stranger: haii.! haii.!
You: yoyo
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: spoooooky light
You: it's a ufo
You: i've been kidnapped
You: halp
Stranger: wooow
Stranger: serious
You: yea
You: they're probing my ass 'n shit
Stranger: thats fucked
Stranger: lol
You: no i'm fucked
You: =p
Stranger: yer u are
Stranger: shit urself
Stranger: theyll be like
Stranger: peeeeweeee
Stranger: not tuching that
Stranger: ..
You: yea i shit my pants and then smeared ita ll over the walls
You: and started pissing on them
> Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!
Stranger: sup
You: sup
Stranger: watcha doin
You: trying to dodge the usual nuts on roulette
Stranger: i hope i'm not one of them
Stranger: hey, nice blue light
You: lulz ty
You: but with nuts i mean real nuts
Stranger: what is that coming from
Stranger: what device
Stranger: oh
You: comp
Stranger: real nuts?
Stranger: like peanuts?
You: yea real disgusting nuts
You: no manly nuts
Stranger: or cashews?
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: ballz
You: lolol
You: ya
Stranger: ballsacks
Stranger: full of cheese
Stranger: organic cheeze
Stranger: and then you pour a little bit of mozarella on them
Stranger: and perfect you've got yourself a nice ballsack sandwich
Stranger: oh yeah i almost forgot
You: sounds delicious
Stranger: some lettuce and tomato would do good with that too
Stranger: along with some meat patties
Stranger: and some chili
Stranger: burns doesn't it?
Stranger: that's how it's supposed to feel
You: XD
Stranger: see you put the salt on the ballsack
Stranger: and it actually burns as in melts you see?
You: yea XD
Stranger: now if you need any help
Stranger: at all with this
Stranger: you can always contact me
Stranger: alright
Stranger: your brothers
You: lulz k
Stranger: will be always with you
You: i don't have any brothers lol
Stranger: remember NEVER GO WITHOUT A SANDWICH
Stranger: you do now homeboy
Stranger: get that red rocket
Stranger: right now
You: lolol
Stranger: the sandwich will taste better
You: i'm not hungry
Stranger: with a RED ROCKET
Stranger: come on red rocket
Stranger: you know it can also serve as a juice pouch
Stranger: in some cases
You: sounds secksy
Stranger: kind of like lemonade
Stranger: but not so much
You: what does it taste like
Stranger: it's got a sort of silky milk flavor
Stranger: that you would get from almost any dairy product
You: aaah
Stranger: really great
You: sounds good
Stranger: if i say so myself
Stranger: try it sometime
Stranger: and if your ballsack gets sweaty, put some salt on it
Stranger: that will dry it right up!
Stranger: be aware of the burn though
You: yum
Stranger: if you're not ready for the burn
Stranger: i know tasty right?
Stranger: you can even lick some of the salt off
You: sweaty sacks make me cum buckets
Stranger: but not all of it
Stranger: it is for drying too
Stranger: yes it sure is
Stranger: you know you can donate those buckets to some unfortunate kids at the orphanage
Stranger: they could use it well
You: rly?
Stranger: i am sure of it
You: how
Stranger: well you bring all the buckets to the orphange
Stranger: they load them out to the masses of the children there
Stranger: and then they all DIG IN!
Stranger: it is perfect and it is absolutely free!
You: and juicy
You: D=
Stranger: yes that too
You: so cumming on orphans is okay
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it won't burn them at all
Stranger: if that's what you were thinking
You: i dunno
Stranger: it's alright
You: they might scream
Stranger: it's ok you can keep them quiet
Stranger: no one will know
Stranger: trust me i know
You: epic
Stranger: from experience
Stranger: i know right
You: lulz
Stranger: it is called the Cum Novel
Stranger: by Frederick the Great
You: and he cums on little kids
Stranger: it's $10 at borders if you would like to check it out
You: lolz
You: epic
Stranger: $5 on AMAZON! WHAT A STEAL!?!?!
Stranger: dude you should get this for the holidays
You: $5 for an orphan on amazon?
Stranger: it could be a present for yourself
Stranger: or a loved one
Stranger: yes
Stranger: they offer it very cheap
You: or just for cooking
Stranger: cooking and for entertainment
You: sure, if u like screaming
Stranger: well you can stop them from screaming
Stranger: you know the drill
You: no not really
Stranger: FILL THEIR EARS WITH CUM!!!!!
Stranger: THAT IS THE WAY
You: lololol
Stranger: THE AMERICAN WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ooh rite
You: what's the european way
Stranger: oh that is buckets of cum
Stranger: pour it all over them
Stranger: head first
Stranger: you know?
You: aight
Stranger: that's pretty much all you need to know sir
You: bukake
You: =p
Stranger:
You: epicly
You: thank you kind sir
Stranger: oh they are coming out with an epic movie
Stranger: called "Cum" the movie
Stranger: i know it's sort of a misleading name
Stranger: but you'll know what it means when you see it
You: aight
Stranger:
You: kewl
Stranger: and your computer will help
Stranger: if you order the novel online!
You: =O
Stranger: i know it may seem frightening at first, but don't judge a book by it's cover!
You: what's on the cover
Stranger: do you really want to know?
You: yes
You: =D
Stranger: why the dance of a thousand penises
Stranger: filled with cum
You: wut
You: no titties?
Stranger: now you know why books are white
Stranger: whoops i've said too much!
Stranger: especially the pages
Stranger: you know how "used" books are all sticky and moldy
You: and stinky
Stranger: well that's how they do it
Stranger: yes indeed
You: cuz some old faggot jacked off on them
Stranger: 10 hours a day CUM CUM CUM
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but don't feel bad
you can do it tooStranger: we'll show them!!!!!!!!
You: hellyea!
Stranger: <
Stranger: YES SO YOU SHOULD ORDER THE BOOK RIGHT NOW
Stranger: FAST QUICK!
You: i dont have a visa
Stranger: ONLY $5 ON AMAZON
Stranger: it's ok master card, cum card
Stranger: they are all the same
You: i'll pay in natura
Stranger: sure
You: good for 10 books!
You: or 20!
Stranger: IT SURE IS!
Stranger: really good
You: i'll take an orphan with the book then
Stranger: but a cum card can give you...even more!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: orphan filled with cum?
You: i don't want my wallet all sticky
Stranger: from head to toe?
You: lulz
You: sounds pedobear
Stranger: oh then i don't suggest the cum card then
Stranger: how about the dick card
Stranger: just make sure you don't rub it too much ok?
You: dick card sounds gay
You: ain't there a tit card or somethin
Stranger: it's alright, in the end it all pays off
Stranger: there is a vagina card
You: bettar
Stranger: that is exclusive members-only cum card
You: i'm a VIP
Stranger: oh you are?
You: with buckets like these
Stranger: have you been doing this for years? decades?
Stranger: MEGA BUCKETS!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: FTW!
You: i've been doing it since i was 3
You: i'm that leet
Stranger: oh nice dude, nice!
Stranger: only you with that particular skill could pull that off so easily like that!
You: yea
You: might pulls
Stranger: the blue light helps doesn't it?
You: naw
Stranger: enhances the ambience...
You: i don't jack off to lights
Stranger: the colors of cum
Stranger: you sure?
Stranger: it's really fun
You: yep
Stranger: especially with...
Stranger: with...
Stranger: STROBE LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deze is nog leuk D:
> Connected, feel free to talk now
Stranger: haii.! haii.!
You: yoyo
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: spoooooky light
You: it's a ufo
You: i've been kidnapped
You: halp
Stranger: wooow
Stranger: serious
You: yea
You: they're probing my ass 'n shit
Stranger: thats fucked
Stranger: lol
You: no i'm fucked
You: =p
Stranger: yer u are
Stranger: shit urself
Stranger: theyll be like
Stranger: peeeeweeee
Stranger: not tuching that
Stranger: ..
You: yea i shit my pants and then smeared ita ll over the walls
You: and started pissing on them
> Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!
ULTRAnumb
Legacy Member
ULTRAnumb
Legacy Member
Stranger: hi!! your name??
You: inez
You: why
Stranger: hi inez!
You: hi
Stranger: how are you??
You: i'm good thank you
You: and you?
Stranger: where are you from??
Stranger: i'm fine too...
You: Belgium
You: and you
Stranger: good
Stranger: me brazil
You: cool
Stranger: what are you doing here??
Stranger: eheheheh
You: i'm chatting
Stranger: too hot
Stranger: here
Stranger: about 35°
Stranger: can i see you inez??
You: cool
You: uhm
You: r u nakid?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: a little
You: lfmao
Stranger: cause is hot here
You: whaw
Stranger: can i see you??
Stranger: ??
You: what part u wanna see
Stranger: your face?
You: i got a bad hair day sorry
You: wanna see my dick?
Stranger: ahahahahahahah
Stranger: your tits??
> Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!
You: inez
You: why
Stranger: hi inez!
You: hi
Stranger: how are you??
You: i'm good thank you
You: and you?
Stranger: where are you from??
Stranger: i'm fine too...
You: Belgium
You: and you
Stranger: good
Stranger: me brazil
You: cool
Stranger: what are you doing here??
Stranger: eheheheh
You: i'm chatting
Stranger: too hot
Stranger: here
Stranger: about 35°
Stranger: can i see you inez??
You: cool
You: uhm
You: r u nakid?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: a little
You: lfmao
Stranger: cause is hot here
You: whaw
Stranger: can i see you??
Stranger: ??
You: what part u wanna see
Stranger: your face?
You: i got a bad hair day sorry
You: wanna see my dick?
Stranger: ahahahahahahah
Stranger: your tits??
> Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!
paiste
Legacy Member
http://users.telenet.be/boardend/haha.jpg
toen madame perse haar schilderijen overal aan de muur wou laten zien kon ik me niet meer bedwingen, ben haar gewoon beginnen uitlachen, ze wa sprecies wat gekwetst LOL en toen heeft ze me gedisconnect, oerdom was die maar wel vree lekker om zomaar eventjes mee te chatte
"you you dont believe that wasz me???"
"nah, thought you could do better then that"
LOL
toen madame perse haar schilderijen overal aan de muur wou laten zien kon ik me niet meer bedwingen, ben haar gewoon beginnen uitlachen, ze wa sprecies wat gekwetst LOL en toen heeft ze me gedisconnect, oerdom was die maar wel vree lekker om zomaar eventjes mee te chatte
"you you dont believe that wasz me???"
"nah, thought you could do better then that"
LOL
Het archief is een bevroren moment uit een vorige versie van dit forum, met andere regels en andere bazen. Deze posts weerspiegelen op geen enkele manier onze huidige ideeën, waarden of wereldbeelden en zijn op sommige plaatsen gecensureerd wegens ontoelaatbaar. Veel zijn in een andere tijdsgeest gemaakt, al dan niet ironisch - zoals in het ironische subforum Off-Topic - en zouden op dit moment niet meer gepost (mogen) worden. Toch bieden we dit archief nog graag aan als informatiedatabank en naslagwerk. Lees er hier meer over of start een gesprek met anderen.