Archief - Metalthread II

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Obi-Jan

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The_Messenjah zei:
*sigh* immortal
waar is den tijd :)

hoe zit da nu infeite me abbath? weet da iemand wa van?

Hij zou aan nieuw materiaal aan het werken zijn, maar als ge effe geduld hebt, ga ik wat meer info opzoeken met wie enal ^^

Former IMMORTAL Frontman Back To Work [Hot Flashes - 05.04.17 10:18:33]

In a recent interview with BW&BK, NECROPHAGIA/ex-IMMORTAL bassist Iscariah revealed that former Immortal frontman Abbath is currently hammering out new music.



"I spoke to Abbath a few months ago and he's keeping himself busy doing a demo with the guitar player from ENSLAVED. It's taken quite some time because just before I moved the UK (over a year ago) he came to my house and played some of the music to me. It's got an At The Heart Of Winter kind of feel to it. It's really heavy, really stong material. You can definitely hear who wrote it, and that's a compliment. It's brilliant stuff. I can't wait for him to get back out there. Abbath is an amazing artist and an amazing stage presence. He needs to be out there."



http://www.bravewords.com/news.html?id=26490

LeSec

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Obi-Jan zei:
Hij zou aan nieuw materiaal aan het werken zijn, maar als ge effe geduld hebt, ga ik wat meer info opzoeken met wie enal ^^

Former IMMORTAL Frontman Back To Work [Hot Flashes - 05.04.17 10:18:33]

In a recent interview with BW&BK, NECROPHAGIA/ex-IMMORTAL bassist Iscariah revealed that former Immortal frontman Abbath is currently hammering out new music.



"I spoke to Abbath a few months ago and he's keeping himself busy doing a demo with the guitar player from ENSLAVED. It's taken quite some time because just before I moved the UK (over a year ago) he came to my house and played some of the music to me. It's got an At The Heart Of Winter kind of feel to it. It's really heavy, really stong material. You can definitely hear who wrote it, and that's a compliment. It's brilliant stuff. I can't wait for him to get back out there. Abbath is an amazing artist and an amazing stage presence. He needs to be out there."



http://www.bravewords.com/news.html?id=26490


:love: omg dat is wel heel erg goed nieuws, at the heart of winter is lijk vette pwnage :p kmoet dringend wat meer metalnieuws beginne lezen, maar ik heb zo een druk leven :cry:

MyDyingBride

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A PRINCESS AND A METALHEAD:

POWER METAL:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her.

HEAVY METAL:

The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and fucks the princess.

FOLK METAL:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave....without the princess.

VIKING METAL:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

DEATH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

BLACK METAL:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomises the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

GORE METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

DOOM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. Thats the end of the sad story.

PROGRESIVE METAL:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.

GLAM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guys appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

MALLCORE (aka "Nu-metal"):

The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire!


Die van DOOM metal vind ik wel goe :p

Hmgrwngd

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MyDyingBride zei:
A PRINCESS AND A METALHEAD:

POWER METAL:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her.

HEAVY METAL:

The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and fucks the princess.

FOLK METAL:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave....without the princess.

VIKING METAL:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

DEATH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

BLACK METAL:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomises the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

GORE METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

DOOM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. Thats the end of the sad story.

PROGRESIVE METAL:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.

GLAM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guys appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

MALLCORE (aka "Nu-metal"):

The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire!


Die van DOOM metal vind ik wel goe :p

OMG; te grappig om waar te zijn... :rofl:

That I like, een beetje relativerings-humor :)

Die van progressive metal vind ik ook nog wel goe. :p

QplQyer

Legacy Member
MyDyingBride zei:
A PRINCESS AND A METALHEAD:

POWER METAL:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her.

HEAVY METAL:

The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and fucks the princess.

FOLK METAL:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave....without the princess.

VIKING METAL:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

DEATH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

BLACK METAL:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomises the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

GORE METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

DOOM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. Thats the end of the sad story.

PROGRESIVE METAL:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.

GLAM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guys appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

MALLCORE (aka "Nu-metal"):

The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire!


Die van DOOM metal vind ik wel goe :p
Oud maar grappig :)

Anti-flag

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Kheb een vraag voor mensen die de cd Hatebreeder van Children of bodom zouden hebben . Het liedje Black widow begint zo en paar seconden met precies zo een carrouselmuziekje ofzo , kwee tni goe hoe ek et moet zeggen. Dat stukske komt mij precies zo bekend voor , kan het zijn da da van uit een ander muziekstuk komt ofzo? (tkan zijn dak totaal fout ben ze:))

Bosvos

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Anti-flag zei:
Kheb een vraag voor mensen die de cd Hatebreeder van Children of bodom zouden hebben . Het liedje Black widow begint zo en paar seconden met precies zo een carrouselmuziekje ofzo , kwee tni goe hoe ek et moet zeggen. Dat stukske komt mij precies zo bekend voor , kan het zijn da da van uit een ander muziekstuk komt ofzo? (tkan zijn dak totaal fout ben ze:))
dacht da iets was van ne ouderwetse paardemolen ofzo, komt da ni veel voor in horrorfilms?

Mephisto

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Anti-flag zei:
Kheb een vraag voor mensen die de cd Hatebreeder van Children of bodom zouden hebben . Het liedje Black widow begint zo en paar seconden met precies zo een carrouselmuziekje ofzo , kwee tni goe hoe ek et moet zeggen. Dat stukske komt mij precies zo bekend voor , kan het zijn da da van uit een ander muziekstuk komt ofzo? (tkan zijn dak totaal fout ben ze:))
6. BLACK WIDOW

This song wasn't played live very often, only on some single shows in 1999 and 2000. The intro for it was taken from the movie "Miami Vice" and the riff which starts at 1:05 is taken from Mozart's Concerto N°20 in D minor (KV466). Kimberly Goss does a scream on this one at 1:45.


yw :)

Anti-flag

Legacy Member
Mephisto zei:
6. BLACK WIDOW

This song wasn't played live very often, only on some single shows in 1999 and 2000. The intro for it was taken from the movie "Miami Vice" and the riff which starts at 1:05 is taken from Mozart's Concerto N°20 in D minor (KV466). Kimberly Goss does a scream on this one at 1:45.


yw :)


merci!

komt da dan gewoon uit de theme van die film ofzo , want lijkt me zo raar da het daarvan komt:)
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