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Planescape Torment zit ook vol geniale/hilarische conversaties tussen de party members

Nordom: Attention; Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?
Morte: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Nordom: Affirmatory.
Morte: Then the answer is yes.

Morte: Women were the reason I became a monk - and, ah, the reason I switched back..

Morte: Hey Nordom, calculate the easiest way for me to snuggle with Annah's pillows.
Nordom: Annah, Morte wishes to snuggle with your pillows!

Morte: "I am both happy and miserable, without the happy part!"

Ravel: Life swallowed you and spit you out!
Morte: It swallowed him, but I don't know if he came out of THAT end!

Morte: So, Grace... you uh, have any sisters?
Fall-From-Grace: Thousands.
Morte: Give me a moment to be delirious with joy.

Nameless One: It insults the dead when you treat life carelessly.

Vhailor: When the injustice is great enough, justice will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every barrier, sunder any shield, tear through any enchantment, and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe.
Nameless One: I see.
Vhailor: No, you do not see. Pray you never will.


damn, terug goesting gekregen om da spel te spelen.

De beschrijving bij de stat in Divine Divinity was ook soms goed:
“You have a near invulnerability to lightning-based attacks. You can wear a copper helmet and stand in a vat of water on top of a church steeple during a storm shouting “All Gods Are Bastards!” with impunity.”

En de meeste RTS games hebben ook vaak goeie zinnekes als ge ze aanklikt ^^

greiver zei:

De beschrijving bij de stat in Divine Divinity was ook soms goed:
“You have a near invulnerability to lightning-based attacks. You can wear a copper helmet and stand in a vat of water on top of a church steeple during a storm shouting “All Gods Are Bastards!” with impunity.”

En de meeste RTS games hebben ook vaak goeie zinnekes als ge ze aanklikt ^^

Klik om te vergroten...

Komt van Terry Pratchett zijn boeken.

“He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."”

Zijn discworld novels staan vol met van die dingen.

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

"The maze was so small that people got lost looking for it."