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jonas525

Legacy Member
Personal information

Real name: Liran
Age: 19
Nationality: isreal
Email Address:
What do you do IRL? Soccer Player ...
Application type: Raiding


Raid Time Availability

Can you maintain 75% attendance? Yes, most of the time I practiced in the morning ...
Towards evening I have free play ...


Character Information

Character Name:
Character Realm: Bronze Dragonflight
Level : 80
Character Class: Shaman

Characters Spec. (e.g. Beast Mastery 41/20/0, explain anything unusual, and describe your role within a raid.)
Enhacement 15/56/0

Armory Link:

Would you respec, short term or long term, for the benefit of the guild?
Clearly, I have the gear for Resto ! but still re spec for pvp ...

Describe your typical DPS rotation and indicate what DPS you are able to achieve (tanks substitute TPS). Healers describe the way you heal, your main spells etc.
I will be able to achieve maximum damge I use this as the skills: stormstrike, earth shock, flame shock and lava lash ,Finally I got 5 points in Maelstrom I use chain lightining !!

List and explain all of your glyph choices:
[Glyph of Flametongue Weapon] [Glyph of Stormstrike] [Glyph of Windfury Weapon] I chose these three the glyph ,that opinion this most powerful combination to shman like me !

Professions:Mining and Jewelcrafting

First aid skill: none atem

Explain your choices of professions, highlighting how they help you with raiding.
They give me lots of money :]

List any significant alts.
Xccdf , Ret palla !!


Guild History

List your guild history and reasons for leaving them or being kicked.
"Redux" - I had a guild just fine, I let him go because of one reason :
There was no longer a way to continue to be strengthened! The manager is no longer made raids

List your raiding experience, indicate which boss encounter you enjoyed the most and those you found the most challenging.
I'm done until now all the raids, apart from that ulduar, what I did two Boss
in 10 and 25 personal ...
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I have experience of almost three years, I am almost sure when I confirmed I can contribute myself!

Miscellaneous Information

Who do you know in Afterlife? How well do you know them? What are they likely to say about you?
I know a lot, even beyond that ... I have a way of life, and I believe all of what I do

What are your goals in game?
My main goals are to meet members will always by my side, while on the other hand always always try to be as strong !!!

What consumables do you use routinely?
I eat dinner organized, something easy morning, afternoon lots of vegetables and meat on the side, towards the evening, followed by something a little milky fruit ...

How do you react to criticisms or blame?
Opinion, any man have no right to curse or insult, we are all still friends and it just would be disgusting !!

Do you have a microphone and are you prepared to use it?
sure any time anywhere ...

Additional Information
This is the first time I sketch a lot from the guild, just noticed that you put on the level ...

pntzi .

Legacy Member
wat is er grappig? ._.

edit: ok, consumables, nog iets? :p

HashQ

Legacy Member
goh, kunt et em nie kwalijk nemen eh. Hij doet wel zijn best dus zo slecht zal em wel nie zijn.

Die consumables zijn platgaan, derest vink ook ma saaie lectuur :p

Phil

Legacy Member
Op z'n minst antwoord hij eerlijk op alles. Buiten het taalprobleem zou ik zo iemand wel een trail durven laten doen :p

SithCloud

Legacy Member
niets tegen jews eh ! onze guild zit er vol van... enkel die fokking feestdagen

Einh

Legacy Member
Wij krijgen zo veel applications.

Eén van onze casuals heeft ons dan is goe doen lachen door deze te posten (op een fake account):

My word for suffer :

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General
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What's your ingame name?

Eppes, knight of dead

How old are you?

Passport say 27, mama say 19, is when for police man come

Class / LVL / Profession?

Me class have be in Crozke, Russia, my professor was Yuri Itkurska
What is LVL? English not good so not know

Talent Spec?

Me sing popstar song, very good, so I try idol in summerfest.

Gear? (Armory link)

I don’t sorry understand English please

Previous Guilds and reasons for leaving?

Boss angry when I make the copy of body parts, tell I don’t come back or police secret take away balls and send to gulag.

Do you know anyone in The Suffering either via Real Life or good ingame relations that could vouch for you?

I seen people with above name suffering

Tell us a little about your WoW history up until now.

All history is wowie to me, begin with adam + eva, they eat apple bad, snake throw out of garden. Then they make the babies Abraham, Mozes and Ali Baba. They have big book of tales for to read 1000 night. Then Mozes make people wet with water on Jezus have be walk.
Mozes make many people wet, red sea come dry. Then farao say fuck you to Mozes. 3 kings come from eastside, bring present to Maria and Jozef for to have divorce, Maria kiss angel, no good. Jzeus go to cross hill for to die, Judas say he bad, take away bed from cripple man. Then roman boss come and put spear in big whale, moby dick (I read when I am little). Then brother Lenin make mother Russia great, for to bomb American pigs with gas stinky bombs.

Tell us a little about your Real Life interests. Work, music taste, favorite films etc.

Work I have not, 2 times same question?
Music taste I do like not, CD hard for bite, cassette banned from secret police.

Why do you want to join The Suffering?

I see in Moskva, tell ok to come, but me bring vodka. Potato salade is in store.

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Raiding
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Do you have Ventrilo and a mic?

Brother of father name Mic, Ventrilo I not know.

If we were to arrange a raid, which days would *not* be good for you?

On Saturday I go swim in mushroom lake.

What raiding experience do you have?.

In early after Gorbatsjov we have bring many man to store for to take bread and potato, then police come and shoot 35 peoples.

How do you see yourself in a Raid? Position, usefulness etc.

I taking the bread and magazine with boobie girlies.

Why do you Raid?

No raid is no eat, no eat is no life.

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Misc. Related
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Let's say you have an issue with someone in the Guild. How do you think is the best way to deal with it?

Tell name to KGB, no more bad people, no more problem

What would be your idea of the perfect Guild?

I give food to you, you give food to me, we bring sister to make the lovie dans.

Do you like PVP?

Sorry, but after concert in Leningrad, PVP have say fuck Stalin, so police say me no like PVP no more, Siberia cold in winter


How many toes does a Murloc have?

Murloc swim in mushroom lake, but can come not close or bite, so don’t know

Gnomes: roasted or baked?

Baked potatoes

Thank for read, I speak you fast

Undeadhunter

Legacy Member
EryciusPuteanus zei:
to apply -> application

Ik rest mijn kaas.

Ach ... er zijn ergere dingen .. zoals "u", "pl0x", foute gebruik van you, you're, your, enzoverder

Dat is nu eenmaal normaal in elke MMO en veralgemeend op het internet, hoeveel mensen kent gij die volzinnen in een SMS zetten bv.

Maar dit is inderdaad wel een topper, hiervoor moet je zelfs moeite doen :P

Moesten mensen hun posts af en toe eens nalezen zou er een hoop minder frustratie op fora zijn
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