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(altijd heelrijk gevonden)M0rpheus
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Naast al het reeds vernoemde van Pulp Fiction vind ik deze toch ook nog zeer goed:
[Mr Wolf]: That's 30 minutes away.. I'll be there in 10!
Uit The Rock komt deze geweldige quote:
[Kid On Motorcycle]: Hey man, you just fucked up your Ferrari.
[Stanley Goodspeed]: It's not mine.
[steals bike]
[Stanley Goodspeed]: And neither is this.
Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves:
[Sheriff of Nottingham]:I'm going cut his heart out with a spoon
[Guy of Gisbourne]:Why a spoon, cousin, why not an axe?
[Sheriff of Nottingham]:Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!
Verder zowat alles wat Gunnery Sergeant Hartman zegt in Full Metal Jacket.
Misschien deze er ff uithalen:
Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.
Saving Private Ryan:
[Captain Miller]: He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.
Broken Arrow:
[Vic Deakins]: Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?
Batman:
[The Joker]: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
En zo kan ik nog wel ff doorgaan..
[Mr Wolf]: That's 30 minutes away.. I'll be there in 10!
Uit The Rock komt deze geweldige quote:
[Kid On Motorcycle]: Hey man, you just fucked up your Ferrari.
[Stanley Goodspeed]: It's not mine.
[steals bike]
[Stanley Goodspeed]: And neither is this.
Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves:
[Sheriff of Nottingham]:I'm going cut his heart out with a spoon
[Guy of Gisbourne]:Why a spoon, cousin, why not an axe?
[Sheriff of Nottingham]:Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!
Verder zowat alles wat Gunnery Sergeant Hartman zegt in Full Metal Jacket.
Misschien deze er ff uithalen:
Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.
Saving Private Ryan:
[Captain Miller]: He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.
Broken Arrow:
[Vic Deakins]: Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?
Batman:
[The Joker]: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
En zo kan ik nog wel ff doorgaan..
Boddah
Legacy Member
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
de Sheriff of Rottingham en de prins zijn zalig
Sheriff of Rottingham: pig illegal forest to the king's wild kill it is a in!
Robin Hood: What?
Sheriff of Rottingham: I mean, it's illegal to kill a wild pig in the king's forest!
Sheriff of Rottingham: Over that boy hand! *stilte* Hand over that boy!
Sheriff of Rottingham: Sire, I have news!
Prince John: It's not bad news, is it? You know I can't take bad news. I had a good night's sleep, I had a good B.M. I don't wanna hear any bad news. So tell me, what kind of news is it?
Sheriff of Rottingham: Well, to be perfectly frank, it's bad.
Prince John: [shouts] I knew it! I knew it would be bad news. Wait, maybe if you were to tell me the *bad* news in a *good* way, it wouldn't sound so bad.
Sheriff of Rottingham: [thinking] Bad news in a good way.
[hysterically]
Sheriff of Rottingham: HAHAHAHAHAHA !! I just saw Robin of Locksley, he's back from the crusades, you know, he just kicked the *crap* out of me and my men, he hates you and he loves your brother, Richard! He wants to see you hanged, we, we're in a lot of trouble. HAHAHAHAHAHA !!
Prince John: [furious] Are you insane? Stop laughing! This is terrible news!
de Sheriff of Rottingham en de prins zijn zalig
Sheriff of Rottingham: pig illegal forest to the king's wild kill it is a in!
Robin Hood: What?
Sheriff of Rottingham: I mean, it's illegal to kill a wild pig in the king's forest!
Sheriff of Rottingham: Over that boy hand! *stilte* Hand over that boy!
Sheriff of Rottingham: Sire, I have news!
Prince John: It's not bad news, is it? You know I can't take bad news. I had a good night's sleep, I had a good B.M. I don't wanna hear any bad news. So tell me, what kind of news is it?
Sheriff of Rottingham: Well, to be perfectly frank, it's bad.
Prince John: [shouts] I knew it! I knew it would be bad news. Wait, maybe if you were to tell me the *bad* news in a *good* way, it wouldn't sound so bad.
Sheriff of Rottingham: [thinking] Bad news in a good way.
[hysterically]
Sheriff of Rottingham: HAHAHAHAHAHA !! I just saw Robin of Locksley, he's back from the crusades, you know, he just kicked the *crap* out of me and my men, he hates you and he loves your brother, Richard! He wants to see you hanged, we, we're in a lot of trouble. HAHAHAHAHAHA !!
Prince John: [furious] Are you insane? Stop laughing! This is terrible news!
VenomGameworld
Legacy Member
Gewoon het einde van Evil Dead III: Army of Darkness:
Ash: [voiceover] Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king.
[Ash grabs girl close]
Ash: Hail to the king, baby.
[Ash kisses the girl]
en
Ash: Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
strijkgaan gewoon
Ash: [voiceover] Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king.
[Ash grabs girl close]
Ash: Hail to the king, baby.
[Ash kisses the girl]
en
Ash: Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
strijkgaan gewoon
televetforum
Legacy Member
Officer : Everything was destroyed in the flood.
Ashley : FLOOD?
Officer : Yeah, that's a technical term for a lot of water where it shouldn't be.
[while using the Jaws of Life, he is told to not make so much noise]
Rescue Worker: I'll just set it on quiet mode.
Kat: That'd be good.
Kitty Kowalski: Wow, that's really something Lex.
Lex Luthor: Wait for it.
Kitty Kowalski: Wow, that's really something Lex. It's freakin' Gone with the Wind.
Ashley : FLOOD?
Officer : Yeah, that's a technical term for a lot of water where it shouldn't be.
[while using the Jaws of Life, he is told to not make so much noise]
Rescue Worker: I'll just set it on quiet mode.
Kat: That'd be good.
Kitty Kowalski: Wow, that's really something Lex.
Lex Luthor: Wait for it.
Kitty Kowalski: Wow, that's really something Lex. It's freakin' Gone with the Wind.
BOHICAAA
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Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
Moet dringend die DVD vinden!!!
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
Moet dringend die DVD vinden!!!
GeeMPie
Legacy Member
Full Metal Jacket \o/
Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: "How tall are you Private?"
Private Cowboy: "5 foot 9 Sir".
Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: "5 foot 9? I didn't know they could stack shit that high... are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere?"
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Drill Instructor: Do you suck dicks?
Recruit: SIR, NO SIR!
Drill Instructor: BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Recruit: SIR, NO SIR!
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A Clockwork Orange
Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence
Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: "How tall are you Private?"
Private Cowboy: "5 foot 9 Sir".
Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: "5 foot 9? I didn't know they could stack shit that high... are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere?"
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Drill Instructor: Do you suck dicks?
Recruit: SIR, NO SIR!
Drill Instructor: BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Recruit: SIR, NO SIR!
link naar geluidje
A Clockwork Orange
Alex: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence
Gromme
Legacy Member
BOHICAAA zei:Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
Moet dringend die DVD vinden!!!
Ik weet niet wat dit is maar het gewoon al lezen doet me de tranen in de ogen krijgen.
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