Archief - Say hello to my little friend!! -- Beste filmuitspraken

Freedooooooooooom! - Braveheart (kiekevel)

We Were Soldiers:


Sergeant Ernie Savage: Beautiful morning, Sergeant!
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: What are you a fucking weatherman now?

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Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: Any one of you pussies call me grandpa, I'll kill ya.

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Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Broken Arrow!

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en van deze krijg ik echt altijd kiekevel, tedju :

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive. But this I swear, before you and before Almighty God, that when we go into battle, I will be the first to set foot on the field, and I will be the last to step off, and I will leave no one behind. Dead or alive, we will all come home together. So help me, God.

I'll be back - T2

Hasta la vista ... baby - T2

What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me. - the matrix


Only human.
*dodge this - The matrix

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.


Nigger, you just fucked with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson on the fuckin' basketball court. But you fuckin' monkey's never get the message. My father gave me that truck motherfucker! You ever shoot at firemen? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb.

Teveel om op te noemen.

Joe Hallenbeck: Where are you goin'?
Jimmy Dix: To the bathroom, okay. You wanna come? The doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.

Last boy scout, heeft nog vele meer goeie quotes.

Alonzo Harris: Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. Shoe program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.

training day, was echt zalig geacteerd.

Walter> We'll be back to pick you up in 15 minutes.
John> Take your time. I expect to be dead in 4.

Zeus> So who's gonna help you?
Kid> We're gonna help ourself.
Zeus> And who do we want not to help us?
Kid> White people.

Zeus> Dial 911. Tell the police to get here quick. Somebody's about to get killed. And get your bus to school. You hear me?

Kid>Look around man. All the cops are into something. It's Christmas, you could steal City Hall.

John>Hey fellas. Mickey O'Brien. Aqueduc security. Hey listen, we had a report of a guy come through here with 8 reindeers. Yeah, they said he was a jolly old fat guy with a snowy white beard. Cute red and white suit. I'm supprised you didn't see him.

--Allemaal uit Die Hard With a Vengeance


Everybody dies, but not everybody truely lives -- Braveheart

grungywout zei:

Wat zou meer cliché zijn? Deze thread? Of ik die er een army of darkness quote in plaats?

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We kunnen er anders een quiz'ke van maken
Diegene die de film raad mag de volgende opgave maken....

Tarpan zei:

We kunnen er anders een quiz'ke van maken
Diegene die de film raad mag de volgende opgave maken....

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We zullen simpel beginnen:


-Cyrus wants you to check out
the landing gear.

-Then I'll get to see some nice
scenery whippin' by down there....Trees and stuff.


Any takers?

ice-pee zei:

We zullen simpel beginnen:


-Cyrus wants you to check out
the landing gear.

-Then I'll get to see some nice
scenery whippin' by down there....Trees and stuff.


Any takers?

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Con Air

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

en

Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.

en

Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals after escaping them onto the Black Pearl] My children! This is the day you will always remember as the day you...
[gets splashed by a wave]
Jack Sparrow: Captain Jack Sparrow.

C'est arrivé près de chez vous(Man Bites Dog) - Cinéma
http://www.benoitpoelvoorde.be/media/cinemaaaa.mp3

Fight Club - God's Unwanted Children
http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/burninghand.mp3

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck
Cartman: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[WHAO megaphone]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Brick: I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!

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Finding Nemo

Gurgle: Oh, the ocean. THE OCEAN? AAAH! He hasn't been decontaminated yet! JACQUES!
Jacques: Oui.
Gurgle: Clean up!
Jacques: Oui.
Gurgle: Ocean!
Jacques: Oo, la mer! Bon!
[Spins Nemo around as he cleans him]
Jacques: Voilà. He is clean.

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Gavin zei:

Aviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck

nog steeds

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Idd al die quotes uit snatch zijn gewoon super

ice-pee zei:

We zullen simpel beginnen:


-Cyrus wants you to check out
the landing gear.

-Then I'll get to see some nice
scenery whippin' by down there....Trees and stuff.


Any takers?

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By the way: I was being sarcastic....:ironic:

Tarpan zei:

By the way: I was being sarcastic....:ironic:

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:doh:

Gans mijn enthousiasme naar de kloten

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so.


Hugo Weaving owned toch wel dik in dezen film, allé zen stem toch!

Idd the last boyscout zit vol met leuke quotes


Joe Hallenbeck: The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets. Who gives a fuck?


[Joe Hallenbeck wakes up in his car and stares at his grubby reflection in the mirror]
Joe Hallenbeck: Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.


Alley Thug: All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, that's what your wife said.
Alley Thug: Hey man, would you stop with the wife shit?
Joe Hallenbeck: Ask me how fat she is.
Alley Thug: Fuck you, man! How fat is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.


Jimmy Dix: Hi, you're nobody.
Joe Hallenbeck: Shhh, don't tell anyone.

Sarah Connor? (Terminator - voor hij de verkeerde molt)

I'll be back (Terminator)

schiet me er maar eentje te binnen atm

M.A.S.H.

[Maj. Houlihan]: Hey!? Isn't that Frank's bag?
[McIntyre]: I tought you were Frank's bag?

Heel veel uit the big lebowski:

Walter Sobchak: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
[shouts]
Walter Sobchak: don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!
The Dude: Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Shomer fucking shabbos.

The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the fucking railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element!

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?


(AIRPLANE)
===================================================


Tyler Durden: The first rule of Fight Club is - YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
The second rule of Fight Club is - YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight.
Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes.
Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

(FIGHTCLUB)
===================================================


[Marcus interrogates a dead gang member]
Marcus Burnett: Let's ask him.
Marcus Burnett: Hey look, man, can you tell me who was driving the black Suburban? Huh? Oh he don't know nothin'. His brains is under the end table.
[turns around to see another dead gang member]
Marcus Burnett: He can't tell us shit, Mike. He's all fucked up.
Mike Lowery: What's your point?
Marcus Burnett: My point is that dead suspects can't say shit.

(Bad Boys2)

Kakarot zei:

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so.


Hugo Weaving owned toch wel dik in dezen film, allé zen stem toch!

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Drewl!!!!

Emerxill zei:

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

en

Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.

en

Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals after escaping them onto the Black Pearl] My children! This is the day you will always remember as the day you...
[gets splashed by a wave]
Jack Sparrow: Captain Jack Sparrow.

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