Rubmifer
Legacy Member
The One With The Fertility Test
Janice: (tgn chandler) Oh, someone's a little cracky today because they have to do it in a cup. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, they gave you the kiddie size!
Ross: I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly.
Joey: I'm an actor. I can memorize anything. Last week I had to say "Frontal Temporal Zygomatic Craniotomy."
Ross: Wow, what does that mean?
Joey: No idea. But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene, so I guess it means, "You're going to get eaten by a bear."
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Monica: What?
Chandler: Apparently, my sperm have low motility, and you have an inhospitable environment.
Monica: Oh. What does that mean?
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers, and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do.
The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
Realtor: I think you guys would be very happy here!
Chandler: No, no, no, no. No! We're not together. We're not a couple, we're definately not a couple.
Realtor: Oh, okay. Sorry.
Joey: Wow, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you?
Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation again.
Phoebe: I think you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
Mrs. Hanigan: Excuse me?
Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. Not in a sissy way. No, when he get's going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave!
Mrs. Hanigan: That's... my boy!
Janice: (tgn chandler) Oh, someone's a little cracky today because they have to do it in a cup. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, they gave you the kiddie size!
Ross: I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly.
Joey: I'm an actor. I can memorize anything. Last week I had to say "Frontal Temporal Zygomatic Craniotomy."
Ross: Wow, what does that mean?
Joey: No idea. But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene, so I guess it means, "You're going to get eaten by a bear."
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
Monica: What?
Chandler: Apparently, my sperm have low motility, and you have an inhospitable environment.
Monica: Oh. What does that mean?
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers, and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do.
The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
Realtor: I think you guys would be very happy here!
Chandler: No, no, no, no. No! We're not together. We're not a couple, we're definately not a couple.
Realtor: Oh, okay. Sorry.
Joey: Wow, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you?
Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation again.
Phoebe: I think you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
Mrs. Hanigan: Excuse me?
Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. Not in a sissy way. No, when he get's going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave!
Mrs. Hanigan: That's... my boy!
die was beestig 
