Archief - [OFF] a little forum humor of blizzard

[|T-J|]

Its from a post about some spacker whining about the localised grammar of WoW. He complained that it was annoying to have to "speak of honor" and "repair your armor" when the correct grammar is 'Honour' and 'Armour'. Fair enough i suppose it does annoy me slightly but hey. Anyways some geeza halfway down pasted this in:

Official Language of the EU

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will become the official language of the EU rather than German, which was also considered as a possibility.

As part of the negotiations the New Labour Government has conceded that some English spelling has room for improvement and they have accepted a 5 year plan to phase in the new ''Euro-English'' as it will be known.

In year 1 ''S'' will replace the soft ''C''. Sertainly, this will make the Sivil Sevants jump for joy. The hard ''C'' will also be dropped in favour of the ''K''. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome''PH'' will be replaced with the ''F''. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Government will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent ''E'' in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the 4th year peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing ''TH'' with ''Z'' and ''W'' with ''V''

Durind the fifz yar, ze unesesary''O'' kan be dropd from vords kontaining ''OU'' and similar changs vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru!!!

da noemek nu pas keer een goed verhaal

[SithCloud]

heh, spijitig genoeg deze joke 5 jaar geleden al gezien in een andere vorm nice try toch

[Racemaniac]

en de laatste regel:
ve vil al spek lik germans

[blasfie]

R u afred uf ze tsjemanz?

[Preske]

ik moest op slag denken aan 'ze germans' van allo allo


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