Archief - Best Bits: Family Guy

Ok, bij deze start ik dus een leuke thread, als hij succes heeft mogen er meerdere aangemaakt worden voor andere series!

De bedoeling is dus gewoon dat je je favoriete 'bits' uit Family Guy hier post, hieronder volgen dus absolute klassiekers vanmijnentwege:
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Peter: Mr Weed, I can't come to work today because I was in a terrible plane crash. My family is dead and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow.
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Lois: Peter, are you drunk?!
Peter: no, im just exhausted 'cause i've been up all night drinking..
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Peter: Mr Tucker, I have just become handicapped like Joe Swanson, and I demand commercial endorsements and a T.V movie Based on me starring Valerie Bertandernie-
Tom: But Mr. Griffin-
Peter: -Uh, Uh! I even got the first piece you're gonna run. Exclusive video footage of my tragic accident...

-Peter rolt naar de tv en stopt amateurvideo erin-

Peter (op TV): OH NO! A CAR GOING TOO FAST TO STOP IN TIME! AIYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*klik*
*Andere hoek - vogelverschrikker wordt overreden*
*klik*
*Andere hoek*
Peter (Op TV) WAAAHHH!!! I'm Handicapped now! *wijst naar benen* AHHH!!!

Tom: Mr. Griffin you can't possibly expect me to believe this, that was clearly a scarecrow dressed in your clothes!
Peter: Oh, come on!
Tom: And when I freeze-frame, -rewinds video-, that's you driving the car!
Peter: Well there's your hook!
Tom: Get out.

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Uiteraard slechts enkele goude citaten uit deze mooie serie, maar altijd amusant: Enjoy!

Hey Brian, what you doing on meg her pole?

Hmmm de keuze is moeilijk, maar ik heb er toch wel enkele:

Stewie: Uh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man...am I the only one who realized? Oh, okay...

Stewie: Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the 'Compliment Sandwhich" Where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
Brian: Whatever you gotta do...
Stewie (Bladert verder in zijn notitieboekje): Something good... something good... You look like SNOOPY and it makes me smile... but you have smelly dog farts.

Peter: By the way Lois, I got a piercing over there. I'm not going to tell you where but I will give you a hint--it wasn't on my nose or my ear and it was one of my balls.

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

Chris: What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?
Alyssa: We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the idea that Jesus chose America to destroy non-believers and brown people.
Chris: I don't know why, but I feel safer already.

Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons : Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.

(De deurbel gaat)
Chris: Matthew Mcconaughey?
Matthew Mcconaughey: Yeah, I'm lookin' for a guy named Stewie--
(Stewie schiet pijl af, recht in zijn oog)
Matthew McConaughey: OWWWWW!
Stewie: Chris, grab his legs! I've gotta bury this thing!
Chris: But I--
Stewie: GRAB HIS LEGS!!!

Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(Ze drinken allemaal.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire en Cleveland drinken)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Alleen Quagmire drinkt)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire drinkt opnieuw)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinkt opnieuw)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinkt nog meer en valt bewusteloos neer)

Peter: I even built you a widdowswatch so you can watch the see
Lois: that looks awfully unstable, I'm not going up there
Peter: euh Lois I gotta leave in about 5 minutes
Lois: is this scotch tape?
*lois van van dak*
Peter: hehehe, you drunk

een geniale quote van peter:

"Ive got an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I was talking about"

't zou beter zijn moest ge de fragmenten daadwerkelijk zien, want nu ist gewoon wat copy/paste werk

tis toch nooit goe voor sommige mensen he..

Deze thread is echt bedoeld voor fans van de serie, die er plezier in hebben om nog eens terug te denken aan die momenten in een aflevering, of gewoon om te lachen om iets wat ze nog niet gezien hebben...

Mja dit gaat gewoon een copy paste thread worden...

mja we kunnen dit even goed in da family guy thread doen (wat nu eigenlijk al gebeurt na elke aflevering)