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Booka Shade

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Ik lig hier plat van't lachen :lol:
Laat me de situatie schetsen:

We waren Toxsick dus aan't trollen
9lives - Games Forum - Bekijk profiel: Toxsick
Nu kreeg ik vandaag een profielboodschap
9lives - Games Forum - Bekijk profiel: Booka Shade
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- Heyy ;P

Jij vroeg eens om men msn had ik gelezen? :P

Kzyn Al lang nimyr op msn geweest enzo :P

Moestje hem nog willn hebn

D******@live.be
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dit hadje geplaatst ;p

Mag ik je msn? Dan krijg je 4 reacties trg x3

Mooiééé xx

Haha ;P x
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Hij denkt dus dat ik diegene op de foto ben (mijn vriendin) :')
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Dobbelsteen

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Ik vind het wel cool. Ook mooie foto, ik wist niet dat je je haar ros geverfd had?!?!
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Chappii (oi22)

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Wat is het nut van een foto van uw vriendin als profielfoto te nemen?
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Dobbelsteen

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It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible.

I got in my 2009 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I started doing my four hundred laps around California, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home. I left her in the car and went inside.
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Inb4 cool story bro
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Dr_Pill

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Booka Shade zei:
Ik lig hier plat van't lachen :lol:
Laat me de situatie schetsen:

We waren Toxsick dus aan't trollen
9lives - Games Forum - Bekijk profiel: Toxsick
Nu kreeg ik vandaag een profielboodschap
9lives - Games Forum - Bekijk profiel: Booka Shade
Niet veel later volgde volgene pm's:

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Hij denkt dus dat ik diegene op de foto ben (mijn vriendin) :')
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Naaaw, I am a Big Shit Hollywood Prodcuer Big Time Money Stash.

And im pleased to see im very ontroerd by your story.
I want to make a movie out of it, ill hook up Van Looy,Bale& De Niro & Gosling on the project ok? :cool:

Gosling plays that Toxshic dude,
De Niro the moderator of the threead
Bale plays Booka Shade
Van Looy Directs..
Soundtrack: Madonna.
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Dr_Pill

Legacy Member
Dobbelsteen zei:
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet.
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It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning
There was a fog crawling over the sand
When I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turning
I see the shooting stars
Falling through your trembling hands
You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste
We were lying together in a silver lining
By the light of the moon
You know there's not another moment
Not another moment
Not another moment to waste

ssh, im a gaydude ;)
Gay in the meaning of FUN!
sshh, that was a joke from a gay dude
even luc appermont opkuisen uit mijn reet

Dit was mijn Age Of Empires Deathmatch song, samen met: Hot Chocolate - It Started With A Kiss

En dan zei ik:

Pikemen, you're a bunch of sissies with nothing but a silly riek.But a heart that is fullfilled with braveness and courage can kill 3 Bombard Towers & 5 War Elephants.Anyway fight for the love of Sarah.
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That Sarah turned out to be a manwive after her puberty and I, i turned out to be a lamstraal :cry: :s
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Booka Shade

Legacy Member
Pm van een CM:

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Schakel dat eens uit. Volgend keer infraction voor spam.
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