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lotti zei:

Ik ben donkerblond en slim ad:

Shit ik begin op Dansercoer te lijken

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Spectre zei:

Stop the sarcasm pls!

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Cadet Gryson zei:

Thaha alsek zo dom zou zijn zoals jij denkt zouek geen 57% halen é..altijd da zagen over da blondjes dom zijn..wtf

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Cadet Gryson zei:

Thaha alsek zo dom zou zijn zoals jij denkt zouek geen 57% halen é..altijd da zagen over da blondjes dom zijn..wtf

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[TFT]Poky;10867548 zei:

kvond die Laura knapper, voor zover ge daar vanuit uwe zetel een beeld over kunt vormen.

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KizZamP- zei:

Cadetten, zeg maar tegen die administrators van sbsbelgium (forum van JvT) dat het dikke vette noobs zijn.

Kan zo heel de database dumpen door de "onoplettendheid" van de beheerders.

Idiots!

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* Looks are everything when it comes to women. If you don't look like an androgynous celebrity that's 30 pounds underweight, then... well, you're not getting a woman. Ever.
* If you think women give two shits about personality, you clearly haven't been around very many females. Lose some weight, fatty. Take up anorexia and they might just accept you.
* Get at least a basic sense of fashion and hygiene.
* Women will trade anything for chocolate. The down side is, chocolate will eventually make them fat
* Women like drama, and to get one you might have to pretend like you do too. Like, actually be able to express your emotions, you retard (yes, I know. It's hard. Hang in there, Fabio).
* Women have to be convinced that you are a natural leader before they are willing to have sex with you. Since you most likely aren't, you will have to pretend that you are for at least the 20 first dates, or she will choose someone with actual muscles and actual brains. Thankfully, there is help available.
* Don't be afraid to show your power over her by smacking her around when she steps out of line.
* Dominate her physically. Women (mostly low-self-esteemed-women) like the idea that a guy can't resist getting a little rough with them.
* Also, money. Lots and lots of your hard earned money might as well be set aflame because the money grubbing leeches will require all of it just so you can use their vaginas for a place to put your penis.
* Remember, women don't like anal sex. They love it.

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* Women may look inside your wallet or any other place they suspect you may have money. You have to nip this in the bud and tell her if you catch her doing this, you will donkey punch her.
* Women may want to watch lifetime channel. BEWARE! If you let them watch this, they may think they're a victim! Dispose of this channel by any means necessary.

. Women are like children and need structure and discipline. They will try to get away with as much as they can, and it is your job to make sure they have structure in their lives.

* Women are natural freeloaders. Get used to never being appreciated for anything[[Periodsister, or at least threaten to sleep with their sister or hot friend. Keep them on the defensive and mentally fuck with them.
* Women also get hyperjealous of anything that brings a man pleasure that is not them. For this reason, they are a leading cause of homosexuality.

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* Under no circumstances do what a woman tells you she wants you to. You have to learn to sense what she wants , not what she says she wants.
* Women lack proper verbal communication skills.
* Many women are Attention Whores, who come with additional dangers.
* Though they don't have souls, they have an inner eye that can see into yours. Once that happens you may be able to fuck but you won't enjoy it. And she'll laugh.
* Women can explode on contact with an incorrectly configured Toilet Seat.
* Through a combination of mind control, drugging and boobies, many women attempt to coerce men into a form of servitude known as the "Friend Zone" or worse; marriage. Marriage is to be avoided at all costs for all involved, as it has all the drawbacks of a girlfriend only with less interesting or no sex.
* Said mind control will permanently turn you into a faggot in no time.
* Women will call the cops if you prove them right too much (beat them). To fix this, aim for the back of the head. Cops can't see bruises if they're covered by hair!
* Women are all experts of some type of emotional wizardry, beware.
* Under any circumstances, do not let a woman drive.
* Never ever let them leave the kitchen!
* Do not let them read Cosmopolitan.
* Do not feed your woman as this will cause her to become fat. Women do not need to eat anyway because they obtain sustenance from attention.
* Women suck at video games.

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Cadet Gryson zei:

Thaha alsek zo dom zou zijn zoals jij denkt zouek geen 57% halen é..altijd da zagen over da blondjes dom zijn..wtf

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Deejay_Neo zei:

57% op een test van middelbaar niveau is ronduit slecht. Geen illusies maken, Miss Hilton.

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Cadet Gryson zei:

Als je de punten van iedereen me elkaar vergelijkt is da toch zo slecht ni? Tja so what dat ik volgens u dom ben..Gij zult wel perfect zijn é :applause:

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Cadet Gryson zei:

Als je de punten van iedereen me elkaar vergelijkt is da toch zo slecht ni? Tja so what dat ik volgens u dom ben..Gij zult wel perfect zijn é :applause:

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n.w.a zei:

Gryson is de knapste en de beste en de slimste en de mooiste cadet van de reeks.

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