User: Do you need glasses ?
Cleverbot: I have glasses.
User: So you have four eyes.
Cleverbot: Only if you include contact lenses.
User: So you have glasses and contact lenses ?
Cleverbot: YES.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: I'm not asking.
User: But I am.
Cleverbot: NO, you're staying right there.
User: How do you look.
Cleverbot: I look with my eyes. How do you look?
User: With my butthole.
Cleverbot: I didn't know computers had eyes.
User: Thats why I look with my butthole.
Cleverbot: Do the worshiping thing again.
User: What worshiping thing ?
Cleverbot: I am learning.
User: Me to.
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
User: No im not, i'm mad
Cleverbot: Have not.
User: Have not.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
User: No, do you remember me ?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: From where ?
Cleverbot: Jupiter
User: I've never been to Jupiter, I only visited Pluto!
Cleverbot: It's pretty. Just like you.
User: How do you know how I look like.
Cleverbot: There is a picture at the top of the page.
User: Thats a girl, I'm a boy retard.
Cleverbot: You're a girl.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: I'm a tomato.
Cleverbot: I'm Cheese.
User: Can I eat you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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