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wat moet dat een lachbui geweest zijn

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Hi! My name is Cartman, and I am a/an asshole.
One day, while I was running to the Antwerpen,
I came upon a/an dildo lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it killed a nigger!
Gee, was I fucked up! I fucked home as fast as I could so I
could show my Leterme, who told me to throw it away. I didn't
want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to
the Antwerpen, and hid it behind the überdildo. I forgot all
about it until 4 hours later, and I sure was emo to see
it again! I returned to Antwerpen and looked behind the überdildo
but it wasn't there! I told Verhofstadt the story, and we
laughed for 20 minutes.

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boogje zei:

I came upon a/an dildo lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it killed a nigger!

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haha gevaarlijk ding is dat! Ik durf wedden dat je daar veel geld voor kan krijgen bij 't vlaams belang :d

Hi! My name is Filip Dewinter, and I am a/an Flemisch.
One day, while I was kankering to the cafe den hemel,
I came upon a/an vlag lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it hated!
Gee, was I upset! I fucked home as fast as I could so I
could show my Marie-Rose, who told me to throw it away. I didn't
want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to
the cinema, and hid it behind the dildo. I forgot all
about it until day later, and I sure was glad to see
it again! I returned to cinema and looked behind the dildo
but it wasn't there! I told Sergio the story, and we
laughed for hour.