Archief - Crazy Story Maker :)

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Defees

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Hi! My name is Elvis, and I am a/an loser.
One day, while I was raping to the Vrijetijd & Lifestyle,
I came upon a/an Superman suit lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it penetrated!
Gee, was I asexual! I raped home as fast as I could so I
could show my sister, who told me to throw it away. I didn't
want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to
the Algemene Discussies, and hid it behind the Dr. Pepper can. I forgot all
about it until hours later, and I sure was horny to see
it again! I returned to Algemene Discussies and looked behind the Dr. Pepper can
but it wasn't there! I told Preske the story, and we
laughed for minutes.
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128MB

Legacy Member
One day while I was tittie fuck in the salon a wtf is da? sorry ik ken dat woord niet fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the twalet and knocked over the nogmaal sorry. Then it ran out the door into the 't zolderken and verb euhm a eh?? ... off the compjoeter. It then knocked a glass of kutjessap off the coffee table. After hondertachtentwintig minutes of chasing the sorry ik ken dat woord niet through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest wat is een noun? .
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EternalSilence

Legacy Member
One day while I was fuck in the Badroom a big sex fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the pan and knocked over the titties. Then it ran out the door into the bedroom and whatever a kerel off the chair. It then knocked a glass of water off the coffee table. After twelve minutes of chasing the sex through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest something.
Klik om te vergroten...

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beetje verkeerd

Hi! My name is Cram, and I am a/an municipality worker.
One day, while I was fucking to the Church,
I came upon a/an GSM lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it penetrated!
Gee, was I love! I fucked home as fast as I could so I
could show my Dr. Pepper, who told me to throw it away. I didn't
want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to
the café, and hid it behind the pencil. I forgot all
about it until 12 later, and I sure was attractive to see
it again! I returned to café and looked behind the pencil
but it wasn't there! I told Preske the story, and we
laughed for 15.
Klik om te vergroten...
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t34mkill3r

Legacy Member
Hi! My name is supermarginale zwammer, and I am a/an not gay.
One day, while I was fucking to the porn shop,
I came upon a/an dildo lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it fucked!
Gee, was I orgasme! I fucked home as fast as I could so I
could show my mama, who told me to throw it away. I didn't
want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to
the café, and hid it behind the vibrator. I forgot all
about it until 10 cm later, and I sure was happy to see
it again! I returned to café and looked behind the vibrator
but it wasn't there! I told papa the story, and we
laughed for 50 km.


THE END! :wtf:
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Unilever

Legacy Member
One day while I was neuken in the badkamer a bier tetten fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the wc pot and knocked over the aarsgaatje. Then it ran out the door into the speelkamer and pijpte a elvis off the zetel. It then knocked a glass of wc eend off the coffee table. After five minutes of chasing the tetten through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest lives.

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t34mkill3r

Legacy Member
Unilever zei:
One day while I was neuken in the badkamer a bier tetten fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the wc pot and knocked over the aarsgaatje. Then it ran out the door into the speelkamer and pjipte a elvis off the zetel. It then knocked a glass of wc eend off the coffee table. After five minutes of chasing the tetten through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest lives.

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Klik om te vergroten...
WTF :wtf: gorrrtiiiiiig :rofl:
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boogje

Legacy Member
Hi! My name is filmfabriek, and I am a/an clown.
One day, while I was walking to the pub,
I came upon a/an pornmovie lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it was grandma's fuck house2!
Gee, was I emo! I raped home as fast as I could so I
could show my Nonkelfilmfabriek, who told me to throw it away. I didn't
want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to
the Momma's house, and hid it behind the rope. I forgot all
about it until 25 minutes later, and I sure was happy to see
it again! I returned to Momma's house and looked behind the rope
but it wasn't there! I told Tantefimmfabriek the story, and we
laughed for 40 minutes.
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Mechelaar

Legacy Member
One day while I was gaming in the Wc a big apple fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the table and knocked over the dvd. Then it ran out the door into the bedroom and had crapped a elexcir off the chair. It then knocked a glass of piss off the coffee table. After sixty-nein minutes of chasing the apple through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest whore.

laatste zin vondek grappig....
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Vega*

Legacy Member
One day while I was spraying in the stockroom a swearing playstationkaske fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the legplankje and knocked over the lavabo. Then it ran out the door into the huiske and smoked a brandblusapparaat off the fridge. It then knocked a glass of river zijk van den aldi off the coffee table. After eighthundred twentyfive thousand minutes of chasing the playstationkaske through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest kalf.


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Dirty_Col

Legacy Member
One day while I was walking in the kitchen a delicious child fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the closet and knocked over the carebear. Then it ran out the door into the bedroom and hit a condom off the table. It then knocked a glass of honey off the coffee table. After four minutes of chasing the child through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest daddy.

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Rimpel

Legacy Member
Mechelaar zei:
One day while I was gaming in the Wc a big apple fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the table and knocked over the dvd. Then it ran out the door into the bedroom and had crapped a elexcir off the chair. It then knocked a glass of piss off the coffee table. After sixty-nein minutes of chasing the apple through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest whore.

laatste zin vondek grappig....
Klik om te vergroten...

:rofl: OMG you win!
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Razzia

Legacy Member
One day while I was shitting in the shitter when a pwnage bazooka fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the closet and knocked over the m1 garand. Then it ran out the door into the bedroom and fucked a asshole off the tv. It then knocked a glass of spooge off the coffee table. After fifteenthousand minutes of chasing the bazooka through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest boob.
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Colli

Legacy Member
Hi! My name is Collishop, and I am a/an sex.
One day, while I was fucking to the whorehouse,
I came upon a/an computer lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it fucked!
Gee, was I horny! I raped home as fast as I could so I
could show my whore, who told me to throw it away. I didn't
want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to
the sexytown, and hid it behind the pron. I forgot all
about it until 566 min. later, and I sure was horny to see
it again! I returned to sexytown and looked behind the pron
but it wasn't there! I told pronstar the story, and we
laughed for 5441min.
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d4_ev1l

Legacy Member
One day while I was oiling my big cadillac in the toilet a freaked out carrot fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the chair and knocked over the bottle. Then it ran out the door into the behind the kast and ate a marble off the piano. It then knocked a glass of tequila off the coffee table. After five minutes of chasing the carrot through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest sex doll.
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Unpro

Legacy Member
Hi! My name is Bob, and I am a/an dick.
One day, while I was shitting to the skatepark,
I came upon a/an emo lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it fucked!
Gee, was I lonly! I fucked home as fast as I could so I
could show my mom, who told me to throw it away. I didn't
want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to
the park, and hid it behind the knife. I forgot all
about it until one hour later, and I sure was agressive to see
it again! I returned to park and looked behind the knife
but it wasn't there! I told dad the story, and we
laughed for one second.

THE END!

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One day while I was shitting in the wc a fast chicken fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the table and knocked over the children. Then it ran out the door into the basement and fucked a wall off the closet. It then knocked a glass of sperm off the coffee table. After two minutes of chasing the chicken through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest kid.
Het archief is een bevroren moment uit een vorige versie van dit forum, met andere regels en andere bazen. Deze posts weerspiegelen op geen enkele manier onze huidige ideeën, waarden of wereldbeelden en zijn op sommige plaatsen gecensureerd wegens ontoelaatbaar. Veel zijn in een andere tijdsgeest gemaakt, al dan niet ironisch - zoals in het ironische subforum Off-Topic - en zouden op dit moment niet meer gepost (mogen) worden. Toch bieden we dit archief nog graag aan als informatiedatabank en naslagwerk. Lees er hier meer over of start een gesprek met anderen.
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